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A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 5:45:29 PM

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We are doing a survey about driving safety, and one of the questions is "has anybody told you to drive more safely". If they answer yes, the next question is "who told you that".
Anyway one guy answered yes to the first question...and when asked who told him it he said: "The guy I hit"

I hate my job...but sometimes it is just too funny

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 5:50:31 PM

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 5:57:08 PM

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Driving safety ? Where on Earth do you find qualified respondants ?

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 6:02:37 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 6:05:18 PM

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Hahaha.. That is pretty funny.

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 6:29:42 PM

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I'm guessing the company is looking for people to drive company vehicles

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/10/2011 8:57:11 PM

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Another time we were doing a survey for a company called Phoenix Research

A very polite little girl answered...I asked to speak to one of her parents...she said "OK, who's calling please"...I told her i was calling from Pheonix Research...so she yells out: "Mummy!!! Do you want to talk to the man from penis research?"

I tell ya old Arpig had some splainin to do on that call

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RE: A funny thing happened at work - 3/11/2011 5:39:40 AM

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lol those are the "here's your sign" moments.

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