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JoKingman -> Bored in Brighton UK (3/10/2011 6:58:59 PM)
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Hi fellow Kinksters.
I say kinksters because I am talking to those sexy people who would use a feather in sexual relations, rather than a whole chicken....
I am new here and wanted to introduce myself. I have put this in the introductions, to introduce myself and because I would like to make u smile and maybe even giggle or laugh! Lemme try.....
A picture says a thousand words... I think if you hear those words maybe you should see a doctor.
In my profile I have not put up a picture.. this is because I have not yet mastered photoshop and i have no pic. of me 10 years ago... Has anyone who has met another in real life ever recognised them by their photos ye me neither....
My name is "oi you" I know this because that is how people address me.
I am white... I know this because i have caffine instead of cocaine.
I am male because i was not aware women had eyes i thought they just had breasts... but on the other hand i CAN multi-task ... talk and piss u off at the same time.
I am from East Sussex the capital home of "GM" foods ... high 6 all those who like "GM" foods.
I come from brighton...not Hove actually.
You may have heard of Brighton... Katie Price also known as Jorden ... the woman who doesn't just fake orgasms but the woman who fakes relationships.. comes from here.
Brighton is the gay captital of the UK. ....I have to say I am not gay but i am not sure if my boyfriend is?
You have to be careful what you ask for in Brighton... I went to the "bulldog" in brighton and asked for a sunday spit roast... i wanna say my arse hurt for ages and i couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for ages...simply because the chicken was shit tasting and the stool hurt my ass for ages,,,
c ya
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