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thickngirthy -> Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 12:11:02 PM)

In 5 years of dating via the internet, I've met more than 3 women and less than 1,000. Of those women, 2 have looked better than their posted photos and the other 90% had swallowed the individual that was pictured on the profile. What began as an exciting lusty adventure, has evolved into a hog fest or a solicitation for sex and a lack of self respect for myself. Now I'm not particular about her matching my physic, but don't lie, be proud of who you are and for those ladies that only post photos of their pretty face and flowing hair,..It's a given that its been years since you've seen your feet, but their confidence can be explained away,...Why? Because men online outnumber women on a 10 to 1 basis and are horny dogs that are only as faithful as their options. With that said, thank god for www.wanktube.com!!!



BonesFromAsh -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 12:20:45 PM)

Polls and Other Random Stupidity......well, at least you posted this rant in the proper place.

[8|]



Phoenixpower -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 12:30:51 PM)

anyone some cheese and crackers to that whine? [8|]

...and there I thought I would learn something new on here...[8|]



Lockit -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 1:32:00 PM)

I'll have you know I can see my feet from any direction... I have big feet and a little ass. That would mean by your interpretation of the rudest kind, that you could bounce pennies off my huge tummy. Who says that can't be fun? I mean... with you being all thick and girthy... shouldn't be a problem eh? Where is your humor? Thick and girthy means nothing if you've got no humor!

Speaking of profile pictures... You have a fine one in the bathroom mirror... don't get me started on that dear fit one. Besides that one... you prove you have a garage and children... all those toys... what might you be hiding?



angelikaJ -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 1:36:31 PM)

Back before I hid my profile, I had a very pretty photo up as my main one and yes, it was fairly recent and it was me.

When I met the man who became my Master, his comment was that my photo did not do me justice at all.

I wish you luck in your search, it seems you will need it.
From the name you chose, I feel rather sorry for you, if you think that is either all women care about or all you have to offer.

So go forth and happily wank.



Aylee -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 2:07:26 PM)

But I like my flowing hair. [>:]



SorceressJ -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 2:09:40 PM)

..I haz a pint of righteous Scottish ale in mine. And a BIG smile.. [:D] <-- see?



DomMeinCT -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 2:13:20 PM)

Hey, a Friday Fat Thread (in disguise as a rant about profile pics)!
That's new and clever.


quote:

Now I'm not particular about her matching my physic,


Perhaps you can find someone to match your ability to spell....[8|]



Lockit -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 2:19:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

Hey, a Friday Fat Thread (in disguise as a rant about profile pics)!
That's new and clever.


quote:

Now I'm not particular about her matching my physic,


Perhaps you can find someone to match your ability to spell....[8|]



Damn it! I was resting my coffee on my big tummy, with my keyboard in my lap. I just found out my tummy wasn't that big. On one hand that doesn't suck and on the other it does, because my big tummy didn't protect my lap and what rested there.

I should know better! Thankfully I have lots of keyboards. [:D]



ShaharThorne -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 3:44:45 PM)

This post has to happen when I get my new camera (not bad for being a 7.1 pixel).  Got to get myself nekkid and show my goddess over-sized body to the world...

Let me finish my nuggets first!



CalifChick -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 4:51:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

From the name you chose, I feel rather sorry for you, if you think that is either all women care about or all you have to offer.



Apparently I had a smudge on my screen. I thought it said "thickngirly". I was thinking, hey, I'm thick and girly too!

But then I didn't think he meant it that way.

Cali






Aynne88 -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 6:13:55 PM)

It's funny how you say you want an entrepreneur and someone that is intellectual and you spelled them both incorrectly in your profile, stellar job!





soul2share -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 7:16:20 PM)

My pics all look like driver's licenes photos or morgue shots.....I'll never post one anywhere because of that fact.  There are some people who just take really crappy pics....I'm one of them.  If asked, I'm totally honest about my physique....not perfect, but not gross either.

As far as women posting the pretty face and flowing hair pics....hell, if there proud of it, then post on!  No different from guys posting the features they're proud of....I just wish it wasn't their cock!  (With the exception of everyone's favorite huge white cock!  HW! [;)])

BTW....it's the horn dogs that I don't really need to hear from....also another reason why I steer clear of pics.



stellauk -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 9:39:24 PM)

Most women come online looking for a man but you know it gets disappointing when all you find are a bunch of pricks.



chiaThePet -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 10:00:05 PM)


Okay............I'm looking down.............OMG..........I only have one foot.

And it has just one big pink toe........................oh wait..................

Nevermind

chia* (the pet)



DarkSteven -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 10:34:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


Okay............I'm looking down.............OMG..........I only have one foot.

And it has just one big pink toe........................oh wait..................

Nevermind

chia* (the pet)



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GreedyTop -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 10:59:44 PM)

Chia.. you are just too cute :)



ResidentSadist -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/11/2011 11:54:33 PM)

Skinny girls can't see their feet if you keep them properly hog tied.

If I wanted a thick girl to see her feet, I'd tie them to her nipples, take a pic and tape the pic inside her glasses.



favesclava -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/12/2011 3:44:58 PM)

thick and girlie here. nothing wrong here ....



ShaharThorne -> RE: Profile Pictures (3/12/2011 3:54:25 PM)

Chia strikes again!



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