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willbeurdaddy -> Arizona continues to defy US policy (3/12/2011 10:52:18 AM)
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Arizona continues to defy US policy, and is joined by Hawaii in once again refusing to conform to Daylight Savings Time. From an interview with an anonymous but obviously credible White House source, the Obama administration is concerned about yet another act of defiance from the state, following its controversial and obviously racist immigration laws. President Obama was visibly angered by Hawaii’s decision, since it has been undeniably proven to be his home state and he takes it as a personal affront.
Eric Holder is expected to file a suit over the issue, believing that it violates the Commerce Clause of the Constitution by causing businesses in other states to maintain two different time standards, causing an expense upwards of $1.75 a year per business. President Obama was overheard as saying “If we don’t get these costs under control it could bankrupt the country. Its not a good time in the polls to introduce new regulatory laws, but this unconscionable continuation of an act of rebellion is a greater threat to the country than Al Qaeda.”
Meanwhile he has authorized a commission, headed by the First Lady, to study any causal links between evening sunlight and childhood obesity. A law expanding the definition of child abuse to the feeding of children during twilight hours will be the outcome of the study. Results of the commissions study will be published in AOL’s soon to be launched online peer reviewed scientific journal, HuffPo_Theories.com. Few details are available on the new site, other than the name and location of the Senior Editor, Ken from Obama’s home town of Chicago. “I am confident that the causal link will be found, and any evidence to the contrary will most certainly not find its way to our pages, since it is critical that we advance this important cause without interference”, Ken has said. It is rumored that the site’s cyber-security measures exceed those of even the Pentagon in hope of avoiding any theft of information such as those that have unfarily and irresponsibly dented the credibility of the East Anglia CRU.
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