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ServiceNTucson -> If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/5/2006 10:24:48 PM)

I had the thought while reading the "how will I know if I'm a switch" thread, that this would be great for a Jeff Foxworthy sort of routine.

"If while being flogged you can't help thinking how much better you could do it, you just might be a switch."

Any takers?



Dustyn -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/5/2006 11:45:56 PM)

If you shop for restraints by trying them on yourself, you might be a switch...

- Dustyn



LaMalinche -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/6/2006 3:08:56 AM)

If the umpteenth time you put a sex toy in your partner and you get pissed off because it is not your turn. . . you might be a switch.

If you flip a coin to see who is going to go get the beverages this time. . . you might be a switch.

If you go to a sex shop or a leather shop and while you are looking at the whips, your head hurts from simultaneously fantasizing about hitting someone with it, and being hit with it. . . you might be a switch.


Best,

LaMalinche




WyrdRich -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/6/2006 7:17:32 AM)

         If the butt plugs are marked 'his' and 'hers' you might be a switch

      (Got a few hours in the car on the schedule today.  I suspect I'll be returning to this one.)



Termyn8or -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/7/2006 9:01:14 AM)

Not very Jefffoxwothyish but ;

If you play switch back and forth and think about hiring someone to "kidnap" the both of you, and then escape and return the "favor" to your former captor you might be a hardcore switch.

If you have actually done this you are the King/Queen of switches.

Hint : I would like to do it. Read my profile. In fact I am about due to update it.

T



slavejali -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/7/2006 4:25:08 PM)

If someone clicks you and the room light comes on...you might be a switch [:)]



champagnewishes -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/7/2006 8:42:47 PM)

If you need to clarify on which days the statement "It's better to give than to receive" applies you might be a switch.



BitaTruble -> RE: If (blank), you just might be a switch (5/7/2006 8:51:07 PM)

If you like to watch blood flow and it doesn't matter if it's your own or someone else's you might be a switch. ;)




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