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Arswine -> UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 7:20:04 PM)

I actually got mail!!

I got propositioned!!

I don't believe this place sometimes[:D]




LillyBoPeep -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 7:25:45 PM)

it's the perception of possession of a thesaurus -- that's what REALLY gets women going, yanno. 




Jennislut -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 9:05:46 PM)

[:D] doesnt really surprise me - but you have just conclusively proved that there are people who dont pay any attention to what is in a profile




ResidentSadist -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 9:30:07 PM)

I knew sock puppets were hot




gungadin09 -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 9:31:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Arswine
I actually got mail!!

I got propositioned!!

I don't believe this place sometimes[:D]


So, You're not going to answer me? Damn. Rejected again.

pam




NocturnalStalker -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 9:51:59 PM)

You're lucky.

The most I get are Lesbian Dominants telling me how much they would like to fuck old men and not arrogant girly-looking bitches such as myself.

And I always saw myself as the two-way express to lesbian and from lesbian! 




DarkSteven -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 9:54:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arswine

I actually got mail!!

I got propositioned!!

I don't believe this place sometimes[:D]



Well, if you're going to be a blabbermouth about it, see if you get any more propositions.




MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 10:02:35 PM)

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs.  I think you win.




kissheels -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 10:34:15 PM)

[sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]




Arpig -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/12/2011 10:52:06 PM)

quote:

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs. I think you win.
quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs.  I think you win.

It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"




rick1283 -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 7:47:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs. I think you win.
quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs.  I think you win.

It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"



[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

He must be in to farting, too.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 7:54:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"



[sm=rofl.gif] [sm=highfive.gif]

that's frackin' brilliant. ^_^




pahunkboy -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 7:58:35 AM)

I cant believe anyone here is worth a stamp. 




flcouple2009 -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 10:29:59 AM)

Too funny.

We got a message a couple of days ago with a topless pic attached.  As they put it "the topless pic proved they were real".
When I mentioned I falied to see what a random unsolicited topless pic was supposed to mean the called me a player and stomped off in a huff.   [:D]





poise -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 10:54:16 AM)

I'm not surprised you got propositioned!
It's a well known fact that orgasms are easier to obtain while wearing socks.
not that I've ever had an issue obtaining one, mind you...just something I read somewhere [;)]




FukinTroll -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 11:47:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

It's a well known fact that orgasms are easier to obtain while wearing socks.
not that I've ever had an issue obtaining one, mind you...just something I read somewhere [;)]


*looks at this, looks at the name of the thread*
Sure sweetie.

SLURP~




poise -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 11:59:35 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

It's a well known fact that orgasms are easier to obtain while wearing socks.
not that I've ever had an issue obtaining one, mind you...just something I read somewhere [;)]


*looks at this, looks at the name of the thread*
Sure sweetie.


SLURP~



[:(] It's the TWOOFF!! In fact, there goes another right now, and I'm barefoot! [8D]




MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: UNBELIVABLE!! (3/13/2011 1:02:23 PM)

quote:



It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"



Bwuahahaha!




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