Termyn8or
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From undiscovered, err undisclosed sources our agents have uncovered some tertiary facts in the suicide bomber case. You remember the one with the premature ejaculation or something ation. That person.
We are not at liberty to divugle that actual phone number at this time but we can reveal some detail :
The premature detonation was actually caused by two callers at the same time.
One call was from a telemarketer selling life insurance. (talk about a cold call) But that one didn't go through, the call that went through was from his Wife, to tell him that they just hit the lottery. whether she was leaving him or not is unknown)
We don't have the actual recording yet but the bomber's last words were "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME AT WORKKKSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH".
T^T
< Message edited by Termyn8or -- 3/14/2011 9:44:53 PM >
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Wackyleaks alert ! 001.01 - 
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