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Kirata -> Ticking Time Bomb (3/15/2011 12:37:47 PM)
Russian Bomb Squad Disarms Sex Toy Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts were called to a post office in the northwest of Russia to make safe a package from which a strange ticking sound was coming, local police said Monday. They found a vibrator. The incident took place at Petrozavodsk in the republic of Karelia and followed a call from a postal worker who had identified a suspect package, a police spokeswoman told AFP by phone. "The post building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated," she said. "In the package the bomb squad found a vibrator." The sex toy had apparently been turned on "by accident". They turned it off. [:D] K.

kissheels -> RE: Ticking Time Bomb (3/15/2011 12:49:26 PM)
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Termyn8or -> RE: Ticking Time Bomb (3/15/2011 11:18:30 PM)
Now that is really funny. Picture your average cave Man, hangin around watchin the tube or whatever. Figures he's going to go plant a bomb. So he goes looks for the LU+OUDEST ticking alarm clock he can possibly find, or an electronic version with a lil speaker to let him (and the world) know that it is in fact - operational and we are all going to die.; So he goes to boxes R us and gets the flimsiest box, so people can hear their impending doom. Mastery I say, state of the art ! And these Ruskies, I can't believe how on top of the ball they were (so to speak). Ticking ? We are talking Dudley Dooright and that other one, the Canadian cartoon. Came out in the fifties ! Remember they always had the damsel tied to the railroad tracks ? I remember because that was my favorite part :-) How could they forget ? (surely they were montioring our broad casts) T^T

rockspider -> RE: Ticking Time Bomb (3/16/2011 5:11:27 AM)
That is not a new one. It has happened in several airports. The lesson must be. Remove the batteries if you are going to carry something which can vibrate, make a noice or anything similar in your luggage.

Termyn8or -> RE: Ticking Time Bomb (3/16/2011 12:39:00 PM)
That takes all the fun out of it. T^T

FukinTroll -> RE: Ticking Time Bomb (3/16/2011 12:45:59 PM)
[Narrator's bags have just been confiscated] Narrator: Was it ticking? Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. Narrator: Sorry, throwers? Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo. Narrator: I don't own a dildo!

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