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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 2:10:00 PM

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Country isn't that bad, and explains why we have the blues and why the blues songs are often about depressing topics.

I admit that I like a bit of R&B, but that bit doesn't go anywhere near Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey who I would soooo love to see wearing a ballgag .. permanently. Same goes for Amy Whinearse..

To me there's much worse.. there's techno (people creating boring music by computer) trance (people trying to create techno but still learning the software) and garage (people trying to create techno with no knowledge of computers).

There's also Britpop, and people who are.. thankfully not not around anymore, such as Right Said Fred, Bros, EMF, KLF, Sinitta, the Spice Girls, and Europop, which brought us such 'delights' as whoever they were, among others.

But nothing is quite as effective in turning me into a psychotic, anti-social loonie as quickly or effectively as Crazy Frog.

Note to the OP: that copyright restricted link is Mariah Carey's version of 'Without You'

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 5:13:11 PM

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My first pick is this monstrosity. I’ve nothing against sentimentality (it the right hands, like Pink Floyd, it can stir the depths of feeling) but this shit is so sickenly sweet that it causes instant diabetes.

Now Marc, in all fairness, that was THE song of all songs! I would have gladly lost my
virginity with that song playing in the background, had I been old enough.

I have have never found anything in this song, regardless of it's title, to inspire in me
a single happy thought!

A close second to vomit to is this lovely tune. Sure, it's cute and catchy, but the sickening
part is it made a fortune!

And finally, just who the hell does he think he is?

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 2:03:15 AM

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Anything by justin beeber

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 2:26:58 AM

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Wondering if anyone can remember these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PZFaRYmzn8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWO_AIh8drk

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 2:27:37 AM

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Operator, could you help me make this call...

I have James Taylor's greatest hits, and love it.

What music irritates me, depends entirely on the mood I'm in.
I love funk/80s, some Rock, and fast African (different countries) music, when in a fun/dancing mood; I like soft rock, R&B, Streisand, Brazilian, etc. for my other moments. M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGeuX-W0XrY

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 2:40:15 AM

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Anything by Lady Gaga, especially Bad Romance...

Don't blame her for amazingly shitty music. She was, after all, "Born That Way." *Wink wink*

I have such a deep hatred for Rhianna. She is overplayed, her songs are annoying, and I'd still sleep with her.

Sigh!

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 6:48:42 AM

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Mellencap's Pink Houses, Jack and Diane, and Hurts So Good.

Take the Money and Run.

Billy Ocean's Caribbean Queen.

The last two have lyrics that are hideous. Caribbean Queen mashes together several random sayings, and changes pronouns regularly.

That said, I'm disappointed that nobody did a parody Caribou Queen about Palin. And not like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3FMZ86OXk

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 9:37:31 AM

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Anything by Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston et al.

I once had a friend who won tickets to Celine, she knew better than to even broach the subject of going with her. And you couldn't pay me a million to see any of them.

As for some of the songs listed, I'm gonna get flack for this, but I happen to like them. Seasons in the Sun came out when I was much younger and I always did love it. I have what some refer to as "eclectic" taste, I prefer to think of it as bizarre. I have the vinyl, cassettes and cd's to prove it.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 9:39:33 AM

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Music to cut your wrists by....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlcGWRKZMo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh3TaY8m6zw&feature=related

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 1:03:08 PM

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Oh, yeah, Seasons in the Sun. How could I have forgotten that? Add to it The Honey Song, God Didn't Make Little Green Apples, and The Man in My Little Girl's Life.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 1:29:59 PM

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My top five all time LEAST favorite songs:

1) "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro (mentioned previously)
2) "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks (mentioned previously)
3) "Born a Woman" by Sandy Posey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJvDNsBi1do
4) "Mandy" by Barry Manilow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5IifdSv9Gk
5) "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE

The first came in on the piped-in music while I was grocery shopping recently, and if I hadn't been 90% done with my shopping, I would have abandoned by cart and fled the store. With so much good music out there, why were they still playing that crap?

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 3:32:39 PM

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Mellencap's Pink Jack and Diane, and Hurts So Good.

Wait, I like these.

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Billy Ocean's Caribbean Queen.
The last two have lyrics that are hideous. Caribbean Queen mashes together several random sayings, and changes pronouns regularly.

That said, I'm disappointed that nobody did a parody Caribou Queen about Palin

That would be hillarious!

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 4:46:18 PM

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And while we're on this subject, what about all those Christmas songs?

Such as this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1zWafQF1hc - every December there's no escape. It's everywhere.

Moving on (or rather downwards) there's this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 4:52:17 PM

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And while we're on this subject, what about all those Christmas songs?

Such as this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1zWafQF1hc - every December there's no escape. It's everywhere.

I actually like it...I like it as it remembers, sort of, how common it is to have wasted your committment to a partner who wasnt worth it in the first place.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/19/2011 5:14:29 PM

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Moving on (or rather downwards) there's this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

Oh my God!
I hated this song, and dancing with younger, and older men making dog sounds, yuck! It was a complete alternative universe at those moments for me. M

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