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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/7/2006 10:02:01 PM

gooddogbenji

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I'll bid $150, Canadian. At the rate ours is going, it'll be $200 American soon.

So $200 it is.

And I think I can turn a profit if I rent her out 1 day at a time... Way to go internet-slave-reselling.

Does that make me a cyber-pimp? Cuz that would be a dream cum true.

Yours,

benji

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/7/2006 10:32:22 PM

FelinePersuasion

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that's why she should of put it in a condom hahahaha.

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ORIGINAL: darq

But when I tried to get the sausage out of my pussy I couldn't, it had broken off inside of me. After much trying with my fingers, I finally got scared and went to the hospital. So embarrassing, it just had to be a male doctor take it out.... Well now I only use my fingers....

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 6:05:49 AM

darq

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful
Come on people, surely darq is worth more than $100...Have you seen her photos?
Cin

Aw, thank you, Cin! God bless you!

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
I'll bid $150, Canadian. At the rate ours is going, it'll be $200 American soon.
So $200 it is.
And I think I can turn a profit if I rent her out 1 day at a time... Way to go internet-slave-reselling.
Does that make me a cyber-pimp? Cuz that would be a dream cum true.
Yours,

benji

I'll cyber pimp you, pup!

Actually wait, if selling my slavery online makes me a cyber pro ... And you buying me, then pimping me out makes you a cyber pimp ... Then I get to become a cyber pro ho ....

*cracks up at herself*

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 4:46:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Come on people, surely darq is worth more than $100...Have you seen her photos?

Cin

She is quite an attractive girl.........

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 4:48:04 PM

darq

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Why thank you, Level ... Does that mean we can jot you down for $250?

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 4:54:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darq

Why thank you, Level ... Does that mean we can jot you down for $250?

Awww, C'mon Level, you know you wanna!!!

Cin

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 4:58:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darq

I'll cyber pimp you, pup!

SHAWEET! Where my bitches at? Literally! Well, not mine.... I'll be theirs.... But you know what I mean!

Yours,

benji

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:00:08 PM

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Either of you are worth far more than $250, and more than I have to offer, so Mister Lint Pockets will have to pass.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:38:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Either of you are worth far more than $250, and more than I have to offer, so Mister Lint Pockets will have to pass.

Well dang. If you won the auction I was going to offer to chaperone her trip over, and stay on as her personal assistant slave, or something else kinda useful, whatever that might be.

Cin

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:41:04 PM

Vancouver_cinful

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C'mon Folks, do we hear $250? We can't let the pup win this bid, he'll just pee on her to mark his territory.

Oh wait...Lots of folks here, like that don't they? Nevermind...carry on...

Bid is at $200. (AD)

Cin

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:45:05 PM

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OMG

uhm being peed on is a limit. ROFL

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:47:09 PM

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$200.00 (AD) ???

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:50:10 PM

Vancouver_cinful

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Yes, Benji's last bid was $200. in American Dollars.

Cin

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:53:17 PM

gooddogbenji

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Darq,

It's virtual pee. So the worst that can happen is that my keyboard breaks, and I get a shock.

Yours,

benji

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/8/2006 5:55:09 PM

darq

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*snorts*

Good point.

In that case, bring on the virtual golden showers.

But you gotta be on cam too so I can watch your dick get fried crispy.

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I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:10:09 PM

darq

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Benji ... Looks like you're going to win. Unless someone decides 30 days with me is worth more than $200 before 10 pm CST tonight.

How does it feel?

*waits for some snide puppy comment*

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:11:59 PM

gooddogbenji

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Snide? How so?

It feels good!

Yours, (well, no. You're mine.)

benji

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:18:48 PM

darq

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But ... but ... but ...

I wanted a snide puppy remark, damnit!

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Tell me, whats so amazing about really deep thoughts?

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:27:52 PM

gooddogbenji

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Demanding subs get ignored....

La lalalalalalal alalalal llalalalalalalalal (singing Oh when the saints)

Yours,

benji

< Message edited by gooddogbenji -- 5/10/2006 1:28:12 PM >

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:36:09 PM

darq

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Now thats *much* better.

And who said I was going to submit to you?

I agreed to 30 days of virtual slavery but I don't think it was ever specified just *who* would be the slave ...

Ohh, didya think of that, Mr Puppy Dog?

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So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts ...
Tell me, whats so amazing about really deep thoughts?

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