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Arpig -> Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 8:57:53 PM)
My daughter (18 so there's no TOS issues here) is going through her first fight with her new boyfriend, and came to me for some advice/sympathy. I gave her a hug and rested her head against my chest. What I didn't realize was that when I had been putting away the leftovers, some of the juice from the roast pork got on my shirt...ah well...its the thought that counts. [:D]

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:03:05 PM)
Hm...any pictures of said daughter? Just, because...you know...research.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:07:21 PM)
Arpig, I wouldn't count it as a fail unless you didn't offer her some potatoes and baby carrots to go with the roast juice. ~ Chef Mama Red

KMsAngel -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:16:31 PM)
maybe some red wine to help with the juice AND the fight?

Arpig -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:23:10 PM)
quote: Hm...any pictures of said daughter? Actually I came across a profile and I could have sworn it was her picture...I did a double take, let me tell you.[:D]

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:25:39 PM)
I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare.

LadyRedRose -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:26:16 PM)
you have just proved beyond a doubt that dad is human after all. don't forget to pretreat that shirt!

KMsAngel -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:46:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare. hah, both mine have profiles on here. the preggers one met her hubby from here.

FukinTroll -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 9:52:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare. hah, both mine have profiles on here. the preggers one met her hubby from here. The DNA will prove NUTHIN!

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 10:00:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare. hah, both mine have profiles on here. the preggers one met her hubby from here. How old is the other one?

KMsAngel -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:00:09 PM)
legal. glowers why? well, ft, if it comes out green, i'll come looking for you.

FukinTroll -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:02:23 PM)
I'm tellin ya... she just ate waaaaaaaayyyy too much broccoli. Slurp~

KMsAngel -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:08:58 PM)
lotta bridges around here. i'll just keep hunting...

FukinTroll -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:14:25 PM)
I'm thinkin it was NS all along. Slurp~

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:19:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel legal. glowers why? well, ft, if it comes out green, i'll come looking for you. Provide me the name she goes by and you may be talking to your next son-in-law...mom. Wink wink

KMsAngel -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:21:58 PM)
lol, you're too close in age, she likes older guys. [8D]

FukinTroll -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:22:59 PM)
How old... cuz I have this friend ya see... wuts her name? I am sure he is just the right age for her. Slurp~

Arpig -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:23:46 PM)
OK, then provide me with the screenname, Mom.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:24:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel lol, you're too close in age, she likes older guys. [8D] I can dye it gray.

KMsAngel -> RE: Parenting fail... (3/19/2011 11:30:26 PM)
ah troll, she's a redhead when she's not dyeing it. they both are - you'd be weak and trembling. studiously ignoring everyone else

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