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Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 8:57:53 PM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		My daughter (18 so there's no TOS issues here) is going through her first fight with her new boyfriend, and came to me for some advice/sympathy. I gave her a hug and rested her head against my chest. What I didn't realize was that when I had been putting away the leftovers, some of the juice from the roast pork got on my shirt...ah well...its the thought that counts.


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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:03:05 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:07:21 PM   
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I wouldn't count it as a fail unless you didn't offer her some potatoes and baby carrots to go with the roast juice.

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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:16:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		maybe some red wine to help with the juice AND the fight?

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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:23:10 PM   
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Hm...any pictures of said daughter?
Actually I came across a profile and I could have sworn it was her picture...I did a double take, let me tell you.

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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:25:39 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:26:16 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:46:31 PM   
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I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare. 



hah, both mine have profiles on here. the preggers one met her hubby from here.

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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 9:52:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare. 



hah, both mine have profiles on here. the preggers one met her hubby from here.


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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 10:00:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I don't have a kid, nor plan to, but that would be my worst nightmare. 



hah, both mine have profiles on here. the preggers one met her hubby from here.


How old is the other one?


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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:00:09 PM   
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well, ft, if it comes out green, i'll come looking for you.

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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:02:23 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:08:58 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:14:25 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:19:10 PM   
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legal. *glowers* why?

well, ft, if it comes out green, i'll come looking for you.


Provide me the name she goes by and you may be talking to your next son-in-law...mom. *Wink wink*


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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:21:58 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:22:59 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:23:46 PM   
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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:24:37 PM   
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lol, you're too close in age, she likes older guys.




I can dye it gray.


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RE: Parenting fail... - 3/19/2011 11:30:26 PM   
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