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poise -> Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 3:49:37 PM)

Cock fighting, that is. [;)]

I have really enjoyed watching the love/hate relationship develop
and play out between FukinTroll and NocturnalStalker, Arpig and
DarkSteven, and on occassion, Arpig and Arswine.
It's a rare event that I leave any of their posts without a smile on my face.

However, in the event that any of these men are left with emotional scarring due to some comment aimed at them from their nemesis, I suggest a No Holds Barred, Rock'em Sock'em, Duel to the Death Cock Fight to release those pent up feelings.

Any guesses on who might win? [8D]





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smartsub10 -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 3:55:24 PM)

My money's on FukinTroll.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 3:56:39 PM)

Do theirs even work still?! 

I win by forfeit.




poise -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:04:38 PM)

While youth may have it's advantages, you are up against years of experience!
pun intended




FukinTroll -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:07:57 PM)

Of course I am going to win. Watch me use my superior linguistic legerdemain skills by spelling a very tricky word.

D I C T A T E
Dictate... I can even use it in a sentence.

Hey NS how'd muh dic-tate las night afer I banged yo girl friend?

*takes a bow and secures the win*

Slurp~




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:11:56 PM)

You're not supposed to mention my relationship status.  Now I'll lose all my lovely admirers!




FukinTroll -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:17:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

You're not supposed to mention my relationship status.  Now I'll lose all my lovely admirers!


Oops... lemme fix it....

Of course I am going to win. Watch me use my superior linguistic legerdemain skills by spelling a very tricky word.

D I C T I O N
Diction... I can even use it in a sentence.

Those negative responses yew get from yer cock shots NS is called Dick-shun.
*takes a bow and secures the win*

Slurp~




poise -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:25:49 PM)

Pardon me for a moment, NS.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Ok, I think I've composed myself.

And that was just his MOUTH!
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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:30:04 PM)

You laugh now but in twenty years I'll be the biggest thing going in the world!  You'll see!  You'll all see! 




FukinTroll -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:35:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

You laugh now but in twenty years I'll be the biggest thing going in the world!  You'll see!  You'll all see! 



Good to know that Lucas Films will have a new Jaba for the next Star Wars go round.

Slurp~




needlesandpins -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:40:06 PM)

hehehehehehehehehe

very funny, although i have to admit to being a little disappointed that there are no man cock shots lol

what? so i'm a huge perve, i can't help it

needles




FukinTroll -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:41:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

hehehehehehehehehe

very funny, although i have to admit to being a little disappointed that there are no man cock shots lol

what? so i'm a huge perve, i can't help it

needles


Damn it girl! You know the rule... you go, I go.

Slurp~




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:41:19 PM)

I am as slender as an elf! 




hausboy -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:48:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I am as slender as an elf! 


......and 20 years ago......I had a 24" waist.... and a full head of hair....
just you wait.




soul2share -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:53:37 PM)

Frankly, I think in order for this to be truly a cock fight, that the gentlemen in question should do what the ladies did....post the shots on their profiles so we can judge for ourselves!  [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/bunnymantulip.gif[/image]




sexyred1 -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:54:53 PM)

I am afraid I will also have to concede to the Trollish one. After all, once you go green...

And, green contains the special sauce that will ensure the win, no matter what the size.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:56:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I am as slender as an elf! 


......and 20 years ago......I had a 24" waist.... and a full head of hair....
just you wait.



Don't you put this evil on me, Haus.




hausboy -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 4:59:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

Frankly, I think in order for this to be truly a cock fight, that the gentlemen in question should do what the ladies did....post the shots on their profiles so we can judge for ourselves! 


sorry...no can do.  don't have a digital photo--mine is on micro-fiche.[;)]




soul2share -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 5:00:12 PM)

Aren't elves pretty small, tho??  [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/evilelfsmile.gif[/image]




soul2share -> RE: Let's talk about Cock (3/20/2011 5:02:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share
Frankly, I think in order for this to be truly a cock fight, that the gentlemen in question should do what the ladies did....post the shots on their profiles so we can judge for ourselves! 

sorry...no can do.  don't have a digital photo--mine is on micro-fiche.[;)]


Really now?  *snort*




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