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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:40:04 PM   
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A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.
Well Firm, I guess you can call me Arsow...because I never gave mine a name. Though many many years ago I had a girlfriend who called it George...after the old abominable snowman cartoon: " I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and..."

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:40:45 PM   
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You didn't just say that....

Tell me she didn't just say that.




Dear Dark One, take a tip from the Troll, offer even steven trade, you get a pic of the puss, they get a pic of the dick!

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:40:58 PM   
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You didn't just say that....

Tell me she didn't just say that.



I said it.
 
What are you gonna do about it? 
 
Oh that's right...nuthin.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:45:01 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:46:53 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:49:40 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:58:01 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 8:58:56 PM   
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But it's on now.


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:03:37 PM   
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A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.
Well Firm, I guess you can call me Arsow...because I never gave mine a name. Though many many years ago I had a girlfriend who called it George...after the old abominable snowman cartoon: " I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and..."

Oh, come on now, Arpig ...

You've never said something like ...

"Don't wake the Monster" or

"He's hungry" or

"My Little Friend is ..."

"Gotta drain the Lizard ..."

Not even when younger?

How did you talk about him with intimate members of the opposite sex, while laying in bed (ok, that assumes that you would have ever talked while in bed ...)

You've never said anything in semi-public, referring to him, that you didn't want others to easily understand?

At some point, every man has given it a name, admit it.

Firm


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:05:09 PM   
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I dont call it anything special. The ladies who have the distinct privelege of meeting Him up close and personal. That's a different story.


"Him", capitalized, is a name.

A special name.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:14:01 PM   
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You don't know Invader Zim?
 
Heathen.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:15:24 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:15:46 PM   
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Giving it a name allows you to better conceptualize and personalize it, in order to maximize its utility.

A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.

Firm


I disagree. Naming it and personalizing it is a move done to distance oneself from it. "It" doesn't have a mind of it's own. "It's" mind is my mind. We aren't in the habit of naming other body parts except the sexual ones. Why do you think that is?

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:16:30 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:17:17 PM   
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Somehow, I don't think watching me kick your butt will deter anyone.
Wouldn't deter me...like I said elsewhere, I'd be taking notes. 

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:17:43 PM   
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and with a smirk on his face, he tells me that he is kin to this grocery chain. With a raised eyebrow,
I ask him to explain. His answer? "I got the beef" (Winn Dixie proclaims itself to be The Beef People)
Every once in awhile, I will playfully ask him "Where's the beef"?



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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:20:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Proud geek girl.  Yepyep.


Well I'll admit that I know too much about comic-books than I probably should.


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:21:20 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:22:18 PM   
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You've never said anything in semi-public, referring to him, that you didn't want others to easily understand?
OK, yes in that context I have, but I don't really consider that a nickname...more a euphemism.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 9:22:57 PM   
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Proud geek girl.  Yepyep.


Well I'll admit that I know too much about comic-books than I probably should.



Ever read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?  Same guy created Invader Zim.

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