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Id0llHands -> Discuss (3/22/2011 11:07:22 AM)

What is happening?!




ResidentSadist -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 11:11:41 AM)

In Japan?




DarkSteven -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 11:12:03 AM)

Um, confusion and lack of coherence?




mnottertail -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 11:15:20 AM)

Ain't nothin' shakin' but the beans and the bacon..........

Reverend Ron, from the church of Jesus Christ!!!! What's Happenin' NOW????




vegetablelamb -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 11:15:59 AM)

Erm. Well. Camara Laye is trying to convince his childhood friend, Kouyate Karmoko, to not inform his father about being beaten and having his lunch taken by the older boys at school. Which is kind, but kind of misplaced because, personally, I'd advocate tattling on the misdeeds taking place at school to stop any more of the same behavior.




Delilya -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 11:16:03 AM)

Well, when logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the White Knight is talking backwards, and the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said....




LaTigresse -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 11:39:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Id0llHands

What is happening?!


Not alotta!

Sitting here at my desk, listening to the owner shoot the shit with a salesman and the hum of a Ricoh Pro C700EX. I am chewing gum and wishing it was 4:35pm instead of 1:35pm. Thinking about firing up the espresso machine but will wait a couple hours for that. Wracking my brain for our next marketing mailing.......something about a flipping puzzle. Knowing I had better not go back to the pressroom for awhile because the lead pressman just came out of the men's bathroom (adjacent to the pressroom) ......he just got back from lunch.




LadyPact -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 1:19:42 PM)

Well, it's supposed to be discussion of topics that involve bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism but that's obviously not happening on this thread.




DarkSteven -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 1:56:45 PM)

What's the buzz about
Tell me what's a-happening....




LadyPact -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 2:00:25 PM)

Check the "I admit" thread for that.  You might appreciate the comedy value.

(PS.... The net is fixed.)




Delilya -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 2:44:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

What's the buzz about
Tell me what's a-happening....



Why should you want to know?
Don't you mind about the future?
Don't you try to think ahead?
Save tomorrow for tomorrow;
Think about today instead.




mnottertail -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 2:46:08 PM)

I remember a girl told me once, "I've never been this far before".

I replied, "Yah, and you ain't never gonna be this far again, either".





catize -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 5:42:17 PM)

go ask Alice
when she's ten feet tall




Asfixation -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 5:47:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Well, it's supposed to be discussion of topics that involve bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism ....

Oh............




Asfixation -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 5:49:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Id0llHands

What is happening?!

Definition of s/m:
She masturbates whilst he snores





IronBear -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 5:55:59 PM)

RWL




flcouple2009 -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 6:09:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Well, it's supposed to be discussion of topics that involve bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism but that's obviously not happening on this thread.


The hucow jumped over the moon and the fork spanked the spoon?

Then there was Goldilocks and the 3 bears but when she starts talking about "how hard it is" we might violate the tos.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 7:35:52 PM)

What's happening?

It's 2.35am; fuck all is happening.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 7:45:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Id0llHands

What is happening?!


The very ground on which we stand (or sit in my case) is rapidly decomposing beneath us. It's the termites you see, the ninja termites of doom who've been chewing the mantle for years without anyone realising. The earth's crust is ready to collapse at any moment. Not quite yet though, right now all you can hear is the ominous crunching noise as the termites draw closer, because they are getting closer and closer with every second that passes. That's what is happening now. I wasn't going to bother telling anyone, I thought it'd be a fun surprise, but since you asked I thought it was only fair to explain the situation.

Hope this helps.




Arpig -> RE: Discuss (3/22/2011 8:15:19 PM)

quote:

The very ground on which we stand (or sit in my case)
Actually, you aren't standing (or in your case sitting) on the ground. You are levitating one Angstrom above it...held apart by the mutual repulsion of the electrons in the atoms making up your body and those of the atoms making up the ground..




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