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Lets chat about blondes - 3/22/2011 6:59:35 PM

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two blonds were on their way to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said "Disneyland left". Then they cried and went back home.

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RE: Lets chat about blondes - 3/22/2011 7:13:07 PM

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Blonde jokes PA? Come on you're better then that. How about some blow job stories ???

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RE: Lets chat about blondes - 3/22/2011 7:30:54 PM

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two blonds were on their way to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said "Disneyland left". Then they cried and went back home.

That used to be my favorite short blonde joke..this one is longer but my favorite now....

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his Mouth for one minute.
'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this Spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth
As the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth
And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
And the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!!"

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RE: Lets chat about blondes - 3/22/2011 7:31:55 PM

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haha

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RE: Lets chat about blondes - 3/22/2011 9:01:19 PM

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OK. lets see if I can remember this one right...

A blonde walks into a bank in Manhattan and says she wants to borrow $10,000.
The loan manager ask what the loan is for, and the Blonde says she is taking a trip to Europe.
The loan manager asks if she has any collateral? The blonde offers up her Rolls Royce as collateral.
The loan manager agrees and the car is handed over and the loan is processed.
A week later the Blonde shows up at the bank and pays off the loan along with the $500 interest accrued, and collects her keys.
Before she leaves, the loan manager asks her: "Why on earth would you put up a $150,000 car as collateral for a one week loan of $1000?"
The blonde answers: "Do you know anywhere else in Manhattan I can get safe parking for a week for $500?"

Not all blondes are dumb!

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RE: Lets chat about blondes - 3/23/2011 1:10:35 PM

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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels

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