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WTF Over - 3/23/2011 10:56:58 PM

SailingBum

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Am I the only guy who gets unsolicited mail from other guys offering to ahem service me? I get just as many men browsing my profile as I do bitches. It's not a issue to me Im just curious.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 10:59:30 PM

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Nope.
I get em too.
And I bat well over 50% in the guys viewing my profile, so you ain't alone there either.

I think it's kinda funny.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:01:37 PM

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Likewise, but in reverse. LOL!

// femine whiny voice: ON //
Why, oh why are those female subs spending bandwidth on lil' ole me?
// femine whiny voice: OFF //

Seriously, I think it has to do with any gender seeing an interesting post and wanting to "learn more" about the person that wrote it.

I.e., it's not always about you.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:03:31 PM

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Where are these guys offering to service you, and why aren't they in my mailbox? (malebox? lol)

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:04:05 PM

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I tell ya what Lance, pictures has a lot to do with it too. When I have the needles in breast pic (or something similar) up, I get lots and lots of views from guys, especially male doms (Not the greatest side effect, but whats a Dom to do). But when I have the kittykat up, the male views drop quick, fast and in a hurry while the female pervs go up.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:09:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy

Where are these guys offering to service you, and why aren't they in my mailbox? (malebox? lol)

LOL they are within striking distance

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:11:35 PM

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hmmm maybe Ill change my picture to a pussy err cat to drive da bitches to me

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:14:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SailingBum

hmmm maybe Ill change my picture to a pussy err cat to drive da bitches to me

BadOne

I have a photo of my pussy ...er...cat as my main profile pic.

Does not work, though being female I often get perved by folks who are already prelisted as not qualified.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:36:38 PM

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You know what sucks? This scenario:

*Logs on, sees both "Who Viewed Me?" and "New Messages!" lit up.*

"What trickery is this?"

*Clicks, sees attractive lady. Sees male.*

"Please be woman, please be woman, please be woman."

*Clicks "New Messages!" and sees...a blue name with "NEW!" next to it.*

"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME."

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RE: WTF Over - 3/23/2011 11:40:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME."

well isn't that just a little bit of terrific. ^_^
haha

SailingBum -- it's true, chicks do like cute pics. what do you have to lose?

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RE: WTF Over - 3/24/2011 12:27:20 AM

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I'll trade you what's behind door number two, for all the Doms who write me and ask if I'm sure I'm dominate. They seem to think I'll roll over and play submissive, if they send cock shots.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/24/2011 12:35:50 AM

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LANCE!!!!!!!! *tacklesmoochesgropeshugsandsmoochesyaagain ya silly*

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RE: WTF Over - 3/24/2011 2:22:58 AM

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Sorry, OP. I don't know why you get the offers of 'service' from males. I do tend to think that mail goes up for those folks who use the forums, but that specific kind of mail, I couldn't say. If it makes you feel better, it happens on the other side of the gender fence as well.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

I tell ya what Lance, pictures has a lot to do with it too. When I have the needles in breast pic (or something similar) up, I get lots and lots of views from guys, especially male doms (Not the greatest side effect, but whats a Dom to do). But when I have the kittykat up, the male views drop quick, fast and in a hurry while the female pervs go up.

Oh, you mean the one that I thought was cool as hell. So much so that I, the person who rarely views profiles, had to get a better look at it? You can't be surprised that a bunch of folks thought that was a great pic. I'd have been guessing that you had a lot of people viewing it, especially those from the forums.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/24/2011 3:03:29 AM

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I get just as many men browsing my profile as I do bitches.

You are ever the sweet talker SB

pssst you never replied to what I wrote here damnit

I think you should put a photo of you smiling in your profile like this -

oh that's right, you never smile so that won't work

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RE: WTF Over - 3/24/2011 11:45:20 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

I get just as many men browsing my profile as I do bitches.

You are ever the sweet talker SB

pssst you never replied to what I wrote here damnit

I think you should put a photo of you smiling in your profile like this -

oh that's right, you never smile so that won't work

How many times do I have to tell you that your my favorite bitch errr well in the top 10 hell maybe 5.... however if you keep up with this incessant whining bout me not replying to your post or calling on holidays ....whatever i'll replace you with a blow up doll...

BadOne

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RE: WTF Over - 3/25/2011 5:25:00 AM

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quote:

How many times do I have to tell you that your my favorite bitch errr well in the top 10 hell maybe 5.... however if you keep up with this incessant whining bout me not replying to your post or calling on holidays ....whatever i'll replace you with a blow up doll...

BadOne

I would like to inform everyone that SB has now been crossed off my to do list and I am taking applications for that vacancy

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RE: WTF Over - 3/25/2011 9:02:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Delilya

I'll trade you what's behind door number two, for all the Doms who write me and ask if I'm sure I'm dominate. They seem to think I'll roll over and play submissive, if they send cock shots.

Door #3 contains all the submissive men who write me (listed in pink as a submissive women) and ask if I reaallllly don't contain a secret desire to spank their asses. *laughs*

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RE: WTF Over - 3/25/2011 9:27:51 AM

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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
wandersalone

for
SB has now been crossed off my to do list and
I am taking applications for that vacancy

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RE: WTF Over - 3/25/2011 9:33:51 AM

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I get occasional messages from guys, but never that blatant. I just take it as a compliment and drive on.

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RE: WTF Over - 3/25/2011 9:42:09 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

How many times do I have to tell you that your my favorite bitch errr well in the top 10 hell maybe 5.... however if you keep up with this incessant whining bout me not replying to your post or calling on holidays ....whatever i'll replace you with a blow up doll...

BadOne

I would like to inform everyone that SB has now been crossed off my to do list and I am taking applications for that vacancy

You don't need to inform everyone, sweetie. Just me.

How soon can you get US citizenship and move to Colorado?

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