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Killerangel -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/26/2011 12:07:09 PM)
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ORIGINAL: poise
What I find rather humorous, if not a tad bit stinky, is here we have the self proclaimed
Uber Master Of The Century, (aka Arturas) posting in the Ask A Mistress section, when he
has ranted many times about how rude it was for submissives/slaves posting in the Ask A Master
section. Oh wait...Uber Masters don't have to follow what they previously deemed common courtesy.
My use of the word stinky should keep this from being a hijack...yes?
It could be that his Mistress is posting, sometimes she uses his account after all. But yeah, it ticks me off when someone complains about others, but it's ok for them to do it.
OP, it's been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results. Your insistence on pushing your fetish into everyone's faces so to speak is grating and not getting you any results- it seems no one wants to fart on you, alas. I'd suggest you try to pay attention to what people are telling you and others like you that persist in doing this, try to put aside your overwhelming need - hard i know! - and concentrate on finding a woman who may wish to share your company and THEN approach her for the farting. If you want a woman who enjoys farting on you, you have to get the woman first.
Broken down....Woman first, fetish second. Read that a few thousand times and maybe try some classical conditioning techniques along with it. Anytime your dick gets hard thinking about a woman farting on/around you and you are tempted to run around asking for someone....ANYONE...to do this to you, zap yourself in the leg with a stun gun. Then try again with such exercises as envisioning a woman in front of you and practice saying hello...how are you? May I get you a drink? What types of interests do you have in the wide world of boating or bird identification? What type of cuisine do you like? What do you think can be done in the current situation in Libya? If she talks to you then progress to next stage of getting to know each other in a polite manner, which shows you are interested in her as a person. After some time has passed, you may allow yourself to start sending in some feelers as to her sexual preferences, and if that is acceptable to her, you may finally inquire gently as to whether your fart fetish is likely to be indulged at some point or not.
There are no shortcuts. No matter how crazy this is to many men, there is no easy way to just get what you want; you are after all, connecting with another human being and not a robot. In general, if you wouldn't walk around with your pants down pointing to your genitals asking anyone in the immediate vicinity to get you off, then it's not going to work as a tactic online either. Does anyone ever pay attention to how many times this is said? It doesn't generally work to go cock first, if you insist upon it be prepared for a lonely, unsatisfying life.
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