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Muttling -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/26/2011 9:31:27 PM)
I'm going abnormal on ya......This is from my niece instead of a TV show...... "My butt don't feel right." (Her comment after the great aunt put her diaper on backwards.)

TheShrew -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/26/2011 10:36:19 PM)
Ohh, my God. I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time! I’m…I’m gavomiting! ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs

hlen5 -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 12:09:34 AM)
"Suzanne, if God had wanted you to be so deep, he wouldn't have made you so shallow" - Said to the Delta Burke character from the Jean Smart character on Designing Women. ETA: (If movie lines are OK, from Die Hard "Yippee-kai-yay, mother-fucker")

poise -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 6:38:39 AM)
I am a Top Chef slut! Fabio, who almost severed a finger cooking, was asked if wanted to see a doctor. "This is Top Chef, not Top Pussy. I'll chop it off and sear it on the flat-top so it doesn't bleed anymore," (I just knew/prayed/hoped he had a bit of sadism in him!) In another episode, he said “We can serve monkey ass in clam shells and still win if I am running the front of the house.” Here is a funny clip of him explaining this comment. [sm=hearts.gif]Oh how I would love to be Fabio's special little dish. [sm=hearts.gif]

DarkSteven -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 6:45:02 AM)
"Sorry about that, chief."

JstAnotherSub -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 7:37:23 AM)
"Did I do that?" always makes me giggle, much to my shame! Urkel amuses me. "I eat the same amount of food as they do, I just don't puke when I'm done" from Roseanne. "Oh, honey, you are not trailer park trash just because you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison." Peggy Hill

poise -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 7:45:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven "Sorry about that, chief." Is this from Get Smart?

needlesandpins -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 7:55:30 AM)
right baldrick, this is called adding. if i have two beans, and i add two more beans what do i have? some beans.... yes....and no. lets try this again. if i have two beans and i add two more beans, what does that make? a very small casserole blackadder and baldrick, pure class.

windchymes -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 8:29:00 AM)
These aren't my favorites, but (dating myself now) there were several 70's sitcom iconic lines that classmates and I used frequently, such as "Ayyyyyyyyyyeeeeee" by Fonzie from Happy Days, and "Ooooo! Oooo-oooo! Ooooooo!" by Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter, "Dyno-mite!!!!" by J.J. on Good Times, and a plethora from All in the Family such as "Meathead", "Stifle it!" and "Ohhhhhh, Arrrrrrchieeeee".

SaintIntensity -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 8:35:49 AM)
my fave line was in Hill Street Blues, where Belker was undercover, working at a chicken market a "larger lady" approaches, picks up a chicken, stretches its legs and wings, sniffs its cavity etc (and sorry if I misquote, only seen it once so its from distant memory) lady : "this chicken isn't fresh" Belker : "be honest lady, could you pass a test like that?" didn't really get into the show, but that line was memorable

poise -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 8:38:43 AM)
"Lucy you have some splainin to do!"

smartsub10 -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 8:48:16 AM)
"To the moon, Alice!!" ~Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason) - The Honeymooners.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/27/2011 10:30:42 AM)
"Serenity Now."

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 12:21:54 PM)
"You're in Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Twouble Mistehw!!" Michelle Tanner from "Family House" (can't forget the finger wagging that goes with it)

Moonhead -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 12:45:21 PM)
"27 people have died for this stuff. Including me." (Edge Of Darkness: it was a hugely good television series before it became a shit film) "Jenkins! Chap with the wings. Five rounds rapid." "Marshall, you are quite mad." "Only if I lose." "Are you in charge?" "No, but I'm full of ideas." "Sometimes I wonder why I like this miserable planet so much." "A Time Lord, but they're forbidden to intefere." "This one calls himself the Doctor, and does nothing but interfere." "Well look at me: I'm old lacking in vigour, my mind's in turmoil. I no longer know if I'm coming, have gone, or even been. I'm falling to pieces. I no longer even have any clothes sense. Self pity is all I have left." "Pitiful. Can this world do no better than you as its champion?" "Probably. I just do the best I can." "I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." "I'm the Doctor. Run." (All Doctor Who.) "Blackadder, you twist and turn like some twisty turny thing!" (Blackadder 2, and you could quote the whole damned thing: it drips with beautiful lines...)

stellauk -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 2:53:38 PM)
'Can you fly this plane and land it?' 'Surely you can't be serious.' 'I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.' Leslie Nielsen in Airplane

Aynne88 -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 3:01:16 PM)
"Silvio Dante: You're only as good as your last envelope." The Sopranos. I lived for that show. Love me some Italian gangster.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 9:37:18 PM)
"Not going to happen my friend" Paul from Mad About You

NiceGuyNihilist -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 10:31:14 PM)
Another one from All In The Family: "Now, now, I ain't no bigot. I'll be the first one to say it ain't your fault that you's a-colored." --Archie Bunker

NiceGuyNihilist -> RE: What is your favorite TV line? (3/30/2011 10:47:14 PM)
Actually, I have to add another one even though I'm cheating because it's from a movie and not a TV show. From the South Park movie: Terence: You're such a pig-fucker, Philip! Philip: Terence! Why would you call me a pig-fucker? Terence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs. Philip: short pause Oh yeah! They both collapse into laughter Philip: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch! And then of course there's the Uncle Fucker song which follows shortly thereafter, and which not going to quote because I have at least that much self-discipline. "You're an uncle fucker, I must say!" "You fucked your uncle yesterday!" ... Oops.

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