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ATEXEN -> New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 11:41:04 AM)

I'm a 56 y/o old guy that has been out of the lifestyle for a while and married a vanilla woman. I'm tired of my vanilla life now but don't want a divorce because it would screw my life up worse. So, I'm here looking for a slave so I can get back into the lifestyle.

I am looking for only female slaves that don't care one way or the other. I can be contacted here or just put a _ between the a & t of my id for my yahoo id.

In spite of what it shows, I am not vanilla by nature.



Hillwilliam -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 11:43:23 AM)

*puts on asbestos underwear n grabs some popcorn*

[sm=jerry.gif][sm=flameout.gif]



lizi -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 3:45:08 PM)

Well now, welcome to CM Atexen. You may want to take another look at the section you posted in- it's called Introduce Yourself. It's generally for people to say hello, maybe put the word out on what they're looking for in a partner, chat about their interests, and so on. The Creative Writing section is a bit farther down on the category page - if you go back and scroll down I'm sure you'll see it.

Or perhaps you got confused and thought you were placing an order at the local drive-thru. In that case, the Creative section wouldn't quite do it for you either. Just a word of caution though, if you do decide to go out for takeout food remember that you have to have a few things to get it with. A car, money, enough intelligence to realize what you're ordering...those types of things.



MzReel4Real -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 4:12:20 PM)

Perfect example of aging with none of the apparent benefits....[sm=danger.gif]well isn't this just special....so you knowingly married ms vanilla and now want to twist again...like you did last summer....[sm=boohoo.gif][sm=hellno.gif][sm=zipmouth.gif] well nuff said cause, after all why waste the font. Welcome to collarme and may you have a wonderfully rewarding relationship, and by the way...aren't the emotes just fun as heck?




BurntKitty -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 6:37:30 PM)

Since this is the intro section- welcome.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

*puts on asbestos underwear n grabs some popcorn*

[sm=jerry.gif][sm=flameout.gif]


Scoot over please, and pass the popcorn. Care for a beverage?
[sm=chug.gif]



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 6:50:13 PM)

Here is someone in your state: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3613309/tm.htm

You two look made for each other.

Best of luck on your search.



windchymes -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 7:22:22 PM)

Wait till you see how screwed up your life's going to become when your wife finds out.



Hillwilliam -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/27/2011 7:32:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

Since this is the intro section- welcome.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

*puts on asbestos underwear n grabs some popcorn*

[sm=jerry.gif][sm=flameout.gif]


Scoot over please, and pass the popcorn. Care for a beverage?
[sm=chug.gif]

As long as you dont mind an occasional grope.



OohAahMrs -> RE: New here but not new to the lifestyle (3/28/2011 4:14:21 AM)

Enjoy all the screw-ups, past, present and future!



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