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FOX- Bill OReilly - 3/27/2011 7:12:32 PM

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The No-Spin-But-My-Own-Sphincter Zone with
Dildo O'Reilly

Dildo O'Reilly grew up a poor black child in southeastern Detroit, Michigan. Beating all the odds, Dildo graduated with a PhD in Nuclear Physics from Harvard in 1964 at the age of eight, and entered the Marine Corps in 1969 at thirteen.

O'Reilly fought for sixteen years in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia, where he heroically won the Silver Cross, the Purple Heart, and two CONGRESSIONAL Medals of Honor.

After an injury prompted surgeons to cut out his heart he was no longer eligible for combat, so Dildo ,who never uses
any makeup or eyeliner at all, reluctantly
abandoned a stellar future in theservice to pursue a career in journalism, where he has since won three Peabody Awards, a Pulitzer Prize and a Nobel.

Dildo is currently being considered for the Nobel.