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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Nocturnal Cabana Boy hogs da spankins (3/31/2011 1:54:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

You actually believe NS isnt a subbie???



Na' he can get all cute an girly but I know from off this side he is really a D type. He just plays all fluffy to trick silly subbies into complacence.


I give them something they never knew before:

Passion.




LadyPact -> RE: NS and delusions of grandeur (3/31/2011 3:13:19 PM)

Honey, as you so often like to point out, some women on this site knew what passion was before you were born.  




NocturnalStalker -> RE: NS and delusions of grandeur (3/31/2011 3:13:54 PM)

I love you too, dear. <3




dreamofthemoon -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 5:13:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I have an amazing new brush.

So do i, actually. Annnddd, i know how to use it, too. [:D]

It is quite purrr-worthy when used properly.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 5:22:09 PM)

...

I'll trade you?




0ldhen -> RE:Gold speckled penis envy (3/31/2011 5:24:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Unknown D


I want a gold speckled penis



Relax and read the offer below.




0ldhen -> RE: D's want golden mail (Troll pole envy) (3/31/2011 5:28:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: unknown D

Someone wants golden mail




Probably all the male D types on here want Golden mail. It is that whole gold speckled penis envy they caught due to renting their subbies from the Troll.

Do not panic guys, I hear some of the female D types are offering your choice of having your gold stars tattooed on your pecker or hot glued on or alternatively stapled or pinned on.

Now here's the best part, some of them are offering this service to male D types only mind you, FREE of charge, that is correct, free for a limited time only!




ModTwentyOne -> In their dreams (3/31/2011 5:31:13 PM)

We are not service tops.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 5:34:36 PM)

Hmm, no, thanks.

i don't see anything to trade, that is.




0ldhen -> RE: In a Hens dreams....... (3/31/2011 5:38:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne

We are not service tops.


Nope, in my dreams you are all lovely Greek Goddesses lounging about a viewing pool, looking at us poor mortal fools, sorting and judging while being catered to by the lovliest and handsomest of slaves.

Watching fondly over your charges, smiling ever so slightly at their antics....sipping Margaritas in the bright warm sunbeams.....




NocturnalStalker -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 5:42:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Hmm, no, thanks.

i don't see anything to trade, that is.


A lock of hair.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 5:47:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Hmm, no, thanks.

i don't see anything to trade, that is.


A lock of hair.


Yours or mine? [:D]

And i thought we were trading hairbrushes? [>:]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 5:51:38 PM)

Mine.

Hair-brushes is just the start of trading. *Wink*




dreamofthemoon -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:05:43 PM)

Hm, i already have enough of my own hair.

i'm sure we could scrounge up more rope for you, though, and call it even.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:09:17 PM)

My kindness lasts for two more posts. 




SorceressJ -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:14:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
My kindness lasts for two more posts. 


My Kind-ness is usually in an apple, out back of the barn with Willie.
But for you, NS, I offer one post just to be helpful:

[image]local://upfiles/1044097/4A575F5FC980445D874028D5B2DF5F84.jpg[/image]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:26:40 PM)

Hm....I always did like sorceress'.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:29:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

My kindness lasts for two more posts. 

Give you one more post maybe?

And since you're the cabana boy, a strawberry daiquiri, please. [:D]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:33:23 PM)

I cannot wait to break you. 




dreamofthemoon -> RE: There's a Fox in the hen (3/31/2011 6:41:49 PM)

If i were broken, i wouldn't be of any help, now would i?




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