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RE: Beach time? Yeah uhuh - 4/5/2011 5:26:11 AM   
0ldhen


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Dream, you'll have to check with Mr Boss Troll Sir on that, still waiting for an answer on whether or not I get beach time.  I need a tan so badly and to lay in warm sand, iced drink at hand with a pretty lil umbrella.  


Dear suckre...no.....Dear Secretary, sorry to take up your beach time but....can you have the Trollish Boss approve my new super villians sidekick costume?




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RE: Dear Mr Boss Troll Man - 4/5/2011 12:16:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		As your to be sucretary, O Green One will you please approve the chick's new super villain outfit?  It's wayyyyyyyyy cool.  Think of us as 2 Green Bond Gals, the private sucretary for correspondence and idiotic posts answerer, and a super villain chick who might also be laying golden eggs? 

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RE: Dear Mr Boss Troll Man - 4/6/2011 5:32:34 PM   
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As your to be sucretary, O Green One will you please approve the chick's new super villain outfit?  It's wayyyyyyyyy cool. 



Sighs.......it looks like the Green Guy doesn't like my new suit.......Dearest PoohBear Honepaws......I shall leave you my riding boots.....I am going to through myself off the bridge in doom and despair..........

Edited to add; Shyt, forgot I am a chicken, I haz wings.........

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RE: same chick time, same chick channel - 4/6/2011 8:30:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Hen,  not to disappoint you but hens, roosters and chicks don't fly regardless of wings (as far as I know, I ain't no expert on farm animal issues, and no this has nothing to do with violating TOS!!!!!). I'll take the riding boots anyways though, we shall all miss you. 

Maybe da Trollish One will catch you as you fall?  Stay tuned for the next episode....same chick time, same chick channel


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RE: Airborne Foul - 4/6/2011 9:08:31 PM   
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Dear Hen,  not to disappoint you but hens, roosters and chicks don't fly regardless of wings (as far as I know, I ain't no expert on farm animal issues, and no this has nothing to do with violating TOS!!!!!). I'll take the riding boots anyways though, we shall all miss you. 


Unless they have been grossly overfed or caged to the point of muscle atrophy, chickens do indeed fly. What they don't do is only crow at dawn. Buy earplugs.

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RE: Somebody's gotta do it. - 4/6/2011 9:13:55 PM   
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*offers to fill in for poohbear if she gets/when she has beach time...*

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Dream, you'll have to check with Mr Boss Troll Sir on that, still waiting for an answer on whether or not I get beach time. I need a tan so badly and to lay in warm sand, iced drink at hand with a pretty lil umbrella.


Dear Mr Troll,

I'm writing to you on behalf of Ms tiggerspoohbear to ascertain if you will allow her the pleasures of having a scheduled break from typing all those responses to certain idiotic posts here on the forums of CollarChat, thus allowing her to save her oh so precious strength? When she is not typing tirelessly her responses, i would humbly offer myself as her replacement in her absence during those periods, taking up her good work, in the effort to not cause a lack of impeccable service that Troll Enterprises provides.

In addition, tanned and well-relaxed employees often have an added bonus of increased morale for their employers' and fellow employees' benefits upon return from their scheduled rests. As they say, a cranky, mal-nurished employee does not a great business make. I offer this for your consideration.

Sincerely,
Ms dreamofthemoon

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RE: Airborne Foul - 4/6/2011 9:14:36 PM   
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Unless they have been grossly overfed or caged to the point of muscle atrophy, chickens do indeed fly. What they don't do is only crow at dawn. Buy earplugs.



I can vouch for that.  My neighbor's cock used to wake me at all hours, and then bother me throughout the day.  I can't stand an annoyingly persistant cock that needs constant attention.

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RE: 0ldhen is a screamer - 4/6/2011 9:42:12 PM   
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Dear Hen,  not to disappoint you but hens, roosters and chicks don't fly regardless of wings (as far as I know, I ain't no expert on farm animal issues, and no this has nothing to do with violating TOS!!!!!). I'll take the riding boots anyways though, we shall all miss you. 


Unless they have been grossly overfed or caged to the point of muscle atrophy, chickens do indeed fly. What they don't do is only crow at dawn. Buy earplugs.



Geez I haz been tolds I am a screamer....but earplugs.......

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RE: Airborne Foul - 4/6/2011 9:43:46 PM   
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Unless they have been grossly overfed or caged to the point of muscle atrophy, chickens do indeed fly. What they don't do is only crow at dawn. Buy earplugs.



I can vouch for that.  My neighbor's cock used to wake me at all hours, and then bother me throughout the day.  I can't stand an annoyingly persistant cock that needs constant attention.


Ummm......Fox.....where was that address again....


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RE: Airborne Foul - 4/6/2011 9:45:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		In Jersey.  But there's a very persistant cock at my house as well.  Two of them actually, if you count my detachable one.

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RE: Cock annoys Fox - 4/6/2011 9:47:37 PM   
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In Jersey.  But there's a very persistant cock at my house as well.  Two of them actually, if you count my detachable one.



That is 95 South to the Jersey Turnpike...right?

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RE: Fox loves cock! - 4/6/2011 9:49:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		To my house?  Go over the Del Memorial, keep going on 95, then stop before you hit Baltimore.

Or are you looking for that other cock?

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Lance tempts Troll Suckretaries with offer - 4/6/2011 9:59:13 PM   
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Beach time is ALWAYS available.  "Head"-quarters <pun intended> is located on the semi-tropical island north of Grenada and due west of Barbados.  So, lunch breaks are ALWAYS beach time.  The real problem is getting anyone to get their gawd-damn asses BACK to work.

Only three questions on the test for this position:
1) Correctly spell Algorithmic - NO cheating - like cut-n-paste or some-such.
2) Name the semi-tropical island where Lance served as a Peace Corps volunteer.
3) Read the remainder of this question without groaning: Business is so very laid back, when Lance needed a loan from the local bank, he was able to sign a very informal note.  It was so informal, he could just use the intials:

A. E., I. Os U.

Line up girls..... What? You groaned? DAMN!  Groaning means you're disqualified.  Sorry, but you must laugh at Lance's sense(?) of humor.  And after all that googling to find St Vincent..... sigh....

Oh yeah, extra points if you are member of Lance's Fag Hags - obviously even MORE points for charter members thereof. LOL!

Take THAT, Mr. Slurp.

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RE: Lance tempts Troll Suckretaries with offer - 4/6/2011 10:04:19 PM   
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2) The DR?
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Does your company need a melon-baller slash floor scrubber who can also do the keep track of your appointments and do minor accounting?

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RE: Lance tempts Troll Suckretaries with offer - 4/6/2011 10:28:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Got number 2 wrong...... see..... it's the same island that Lance headquartered on (MUCH) later..... West of Barbados, etc. and it's even named in the post  - St.Vincent - ... LOL!

Nope not "really" there.  Lance is truly in Denver, but yes, needs suckretary / floor scrubber / APPOINTMENT "clerk."

Lordy!  You should see my pocket calendar!  Kept in pencil, it almost wore through for last week of March. LOL!

NO!  No electronic shit.  Toilets are blueberry magnets.... <or whatever most recent toy is.>

Not so many tile floors here; mostly rugs - do you vacuum?  (WARNING: Ancient gay joke ahead - or do you just suck?)

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RE: Lance tempts Troll Suckretaries with offer - 4/6/2011 10:34:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		I make a mean white russian or mai tai, too.  Umbrella optional.

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Lance is getting close to tempting Fox away from the Troll - 4/6/2011 10:42:06 PM   
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I make a mean white russian or mai tai, too.  Umbrella optional.

Umbrellas are NOT optional on Mai Tais - that is; they are REQUIRED.  Geesh!  Didn't I teach you anything? LOL!

Sorry, alcohol is NOT an option for Lance.  Some of my meds say "Avoid alcohol."  So, I was avoiding it by having only a half-glass of red wine.  Thought I would die.  Last drop I had - and that was over a year ago. I miss the wonderful flavors - especially with food - but I think I'd miss living more.

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RE: Close, but no cigar. Or booze. - 4/6/2011 10:47:29 PM   
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Geesh!  Didn't I teach you anything? LOL!



Not yet.  Want to get on that sometime soon?

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RE: Close, but no cigar. Or booze. - 4/7/2011 1:25:56 AM   
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it's all about ME! - 4/7/2011 1:30:29 AM   
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wow.

who wants to help me move, when I find a place?

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