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0ldhen -> RE: Fox loves cock! (4/7/2011 2:08:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy To my house? Go over the Del Memorial, keep going on 95, then stop before you hit Baltimore. Or are you looking for that other cock? [sm=frown.gif] Glen Burnie then? A cock is a cock is a cock but a cock with a Fox on the other end it is PRICELESS........

MaxsBoy -> RE: Fox loves cock! (4/7/2011 2:17:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen Glen Burnie then? A cock is a cock is a cock but a cock with a Fox on the other end it is PRICELESS........ Pretty close. If you know where I am, it means you can get here for Weddingpalooza, right?

0ldhen -> RE: Super Chicken flys to suckretaries rescue (4/7/2011 2:18:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Take THAT, Mr. Slurp. quote: quote: Original NocturnalStalker Submissive - Somebody that is the supervillains right-hand man. I get to be the submissive..........Do I get to wear a mask and a cape? As resident Trolltopia submissive (see new superchicken costume above) while you are good looking in all that leather You Old Guard hottie you, I must now inflict a "BLAM" and a "KERPOW" upon you for tempting away Trollops. "Holy Cripes TrollMan, what are we gonna do"? Alfred....um....Honeypaws calll commissioner RHO and get the Trollmobile out from under the bridge, this guy is tough, and....dressed well.

0ldhen -> RE: Fox loves cock! (4/7/2011 2:20:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen Glen Burnie then? A cock is a cock is a cock but a cock with a Fox on the other end it is PRICELESS........ Pretty close. If you know where I am, it means you can get here for Weddingpalooza, right? Grins......that would depend on my having a cat sitter, my Dmmmecat does not do well left for more than 24 hours on her own.

MaxsBoy -> RE: Super Chicken flys to suckretaries rescue (4/7/2011 2:28:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen As resident Trolltopia submissive (see new superchicken costume above) while you are good looking in all that leather You Old Guard hottie you, I must now inflict a "BLAM" and a "KERPOW" upon you for tempting away Trollops. Well you know, Lance could offer me a real position as a slave. The only position The Trollish One has ever offered me wasn't something I was physically capable of. He needs to lay off the Kama Sutra, that shit is not real life.

0ldhen -> RE:Fox saves Leathered Lance's ....er...lance (4/7/2011 2:35:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen As resident Trolltopia submissive (see new superchicken costume above) while you are good looking in all that leather You Old Guard hottie you, I must now inflict a "BLAM" and a "KERPOW" upon you for tempting away Trollops. Well you know, Lance could offer me a real position as a slave. The only position The Trollish One has ever offered me wasn't something I was physically capable of. He needs to lay off the Kama Sutra, that shit is not real life. Sheeshhh.....everybody is against my new outfit! Okey Dokey Fox, If YOU say he is a good guy I takes back the blam and kerpow, but not the rest of it....no way....no how... It is all that living under the bridge that m akes the Big Green Guy sooo inventive...no TV reception under there ya know.....only naked slaves and plenty of time...........

purepleasure -> RE: Airborne Foul (4/7/2011 3:43:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy I can vouch for that. My neighbor's cock used to wake me at all hours, and then bother me throughout the day. I can't stand an annoyingly persistant cock that needs constant attention. um yeah. I need a neighbor like that.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Super Chicken flys to suckretaries rescue (4/7/2011 5:43:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Take THAT, Mr. Slurp. quote: quote: Original NocturnalStalker Submissive - Somebody that is the supervillains right-hand man. I get to be the submissive..........Do I get to wear a mask and a cape? As resident Trolltopia submissive (see new superchicken costume above) while you are good looking in all that leather You Old Guard hottie you, I must now inflict a "BLAM" and a "KERPOW" upon you for tempting away Trollops. "Holy Cripes TrollMan, what are we gonna do"? Alfred....um....Honeypaws calll commissioner RHO and get the Trollmobile out from under the bridge, this guy is tough, and....dressed well. Trollmobile is all ready to go and Commissioner Rho has been called superchickie. Will be there in to time to protect the integrity of the Green One and his trollops. We haz to stick together after all, there's only One Troll after all, can't let any harm come to him. O no, no, no, just won't do!!!!!

LanceHughes -> RE: Close, but no cigar. Or booze. (4/7/2011 4:02:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Geesh! Didn't I teach you anything? LOL! Not yet. Want to get on that sometime soon? [sm=rant.gif] Sure. As I've said before - geography is 'bout the only thing keeping you from being on your knees in my service. Oh, all right. You are allowed to walk when you take in (and retrieve) the dry cleaning. LOL! hen - 'tis NOT about attacking the FTroll. I'm just grabbing the service subs a'fore he can. Seems my offer is better..... just sayin' Oh, and I own my own tux, so will be needing arm-candy occasionally. I have aqua, spangled bow tie and cumberband to match. I think Maxsboy in "Greta Garbo" style gown - with Fox's short hair would be stunning. Dress material to match my tie, of course. I'm thinking long train, cut to gut, just barely on shoulders - - - - wrap? Solid white mink. Matching jewels as well. My rings and watch are all white gold, silver and pewter.... one ring has a large aquamarine. So... Fox gets to wear long necklace - three thin strands lightly twisted together, aquamarine set way down in clevage. WOOF! Fox - how's your ballroom dancing? <edited for spelling of aquamarine>

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Close, but no cigar. Or booze. (4/7/2011 4:14:10 PM)
O my, fanning myself at the thought of Lance and Fox in their finest attire. Sounds wunnerful! [sm=dance.gif]

MaxsBoy -> RE: Close, but no cigar. Or booze. (4/7/2011 8:01:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Fox - how's your ballroom dancing? We might have a problem there. [:)] I've gone swing dancing a couple of times, and I used to know how to waltz, but other than that not so much. I'm a fast learner though.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Close, but no cigar. Or booze. (4/7/2011 8:09:22 PM)
Here's betting Lance could spin ya, Fox !!

LanceHughes -> Dancing with the Stars, er... with Lance (4/8/2011 10:40:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Fox - how's your ballroom dancing? We might have a problem there. [:)] I've gone swing dancing a couple of times, and I used to know how to waltz, but other than that not so much. I'm a fast learner though. No problem. Plenty of D-types improve their slaves' skills by sending them off to vaarious classes. <Classic example: cooking classes.> I'd go to dance class, too. Little rusty on some of them, but the main reason is women always out-number men in such classes and I wouldn't want your "boy" side to rise <?> to the occasion. You'd be learning wrong side of the ...... er, .... um, ..... wrong side of the ..... quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Here's betting Lance could spin ya, Fox !! .... wrong side of the .... spin. Yeah, that's what I meant, wrong side of the spin. LOL! {THNX, ChatteParfaitt!}

Wolf2Bear -> RE: thankyou Mods!!! ha ha bet you don't see that too often (4/8/2011 4:56:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho quote: but B&J's is better than power. And here I thought BJs were power! Puts on glasses Oh. I stand by my statement [:D] Just so ya know....there is power in Bj's. Da manwhore knows.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Hawt ice cream bjs. (4/8/2011 4:58:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I can see it now. Spoon feed the ice cream. Find an interesting way to warm up the mouth. The boys switch. Repeat the process. Could be fun. LadyPact....believe me that is quite fun grinz

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Lance tempts Troll Suckretaries with offer (4/8/2011 5:02:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Nope not "really" there. Lance is truly in Denver, but yes, needs suckretary / floor scrubber / APPOINTMENT "clerk." Lordy! You should see my pocket calendar! Kept in pencil, it almost wore through for last week of March. LOL! NO! No electronic shit. Toilets are blueberry magnets.... <or whatever most recent toy is.> Not so many tile floors here; mostly rugs - do you vacuum? (WARNING: Ancient gay joke ahead - or do you just suck?) ~applies for job~

LadyPact -> RE: Hawt ice cream bjs. (4/8/2011 5:02:44 PM)
I've done the eating the ice cream bit Myself. Never had the boys do it though. I might have to put that one on My list. [;)]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Hawt ice cream bjs. (4/8/2011 8:09:24 PM)
I've been told, through experience that ice cream and BJs don't go together very well. Apparently the cold makes things shrink. Not my fault he wanted to try it. Now fizzy drinks? O those are fun, as is a mouthful of pop rocks. Which is why I have a full box here. Not being eaten cuz I'm waiting for the right ahem person to try them out on. Annnnnnnnnnd I've been told that you can have a lot of fun with fruit roll ups too, but haven't tried that one. Wasn't allowed to dammit! [;)]

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Will tradfe Bjs for ice cream (4/8/2011 8:25:35 PM)
The trick is not overdoing on the ice cream before giving a bj.

LanceHughes -> The voice of experience (4/8/2011 11:02:44 PM)
As it says in title: The voice of experience Warm liquids are great fun! NOT hot. Tea with honey -OR- coffee and milk -OR- warmed brandy! Oo, la la! "They" used to make individual-sized aeresol <sp?> cans of dessert topping. BEST part was the flavors...... I got a whole bunch of them on a close-out for like 40 cents each..... Long since gone, but the memories linger.

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