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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:02:26 AM   
LadyPact


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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:02:51 AM   
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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:03:12 AM   
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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:04:23 AM   
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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:04:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
You never hold me anymore.


You don't bring Me flowers.



You women all take, take, take!


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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:08:39 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 7:12:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
You women all take, take, take!


http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CCkQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGXm0lnNSJJ8&rct=j&q=you%20don%27t%20bring%20me%20flowers&ei=rYyxTanBO43RiALQrtyvBg&usg=AFQjCNEDoXrwmEu3HFs3rog-26jTl2QOMA&cad=rja


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RE: BE AFRAID - 4/22/2011 7:22:05 AM   
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I'll take the new moniker! Not my first idea (I would prefer SUPER DOMLY MAN or something like that) but under the circumstances....

It is somewhat accurate. Most of the time I am an average, vanilla guy but there are indeed limits to how much vanilla I can take... which is where the forays to the cabin in the woods with the gal pal come in. "Fabulous Phallus Handler" was open to such a wide variety of interpetation.

It might mean I am fabulous at handling my phallus,.. well, I do consider my phallus fabulous and I have been know to handle (fabulously) it from time to time, so that is not entierly inaccurate.

But it could also be taken to mean that I am fabulous at handling phalluses other than my own... which is not true. The only phallus I have ever handled is my (fabulous) own. I am a well documented supporter of gay rights but I wouldn't want there to be any misunderstandings. Sadly, This MISinterpetation has already taken place -- my Who's Viewing Me has had several hits from gay guys.

So... what have I learned from this experience?

I have learned that a Mod with a sense of humor is a dangerous thing (Mod is "Dom" spelled backwards, after all).

I have learned that bunnies, despite there cute, harmless, appearence are evil. Pure fucking evil.

I have learned that my gal pal - despite her vaunted (HARD LIMIT!) "my private life stays off line" policy -occasionally lurks these boards just as I always suspected! Why else would she suddenly be making "fabulous phallus" jokes last night. Coincidence? I don't think so.

I have learned that alliteration may sound cutsie and witty but carries with it the seeds of one's own destruction.

I have learned to quit while I'm ahead. Actually, I learned that one a long time ago... but for some reason I keep forgetting it.




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New abbreviations (like BRB, but different) - 4/22/2011 7:29:30 AM   
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LTN = Licorice -do-

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 4/22/2011 7:37:30 AM >

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RE: New abbreviations (like BRB, but different) - 4/22/2011 8:48:54 AM   
LadyPact


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(Ever sit in a room with two military types talking with all of their acronyms and abbreviations?  Half of the time, I feel like I need an interpreter.)


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RE: Silly Mods - 4/22/2011 8:55:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*smooches da Mods*




Mee Tooo........kisses...hugs......throwing glitter about......

Chocolate bunnies and eggs for everyone this weekend!

Hoppy Spring!


ps....Honeypaws, check yer mail

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RE: New abbreviations (like BRB, but different) - 4/22/2011 9:29:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Stop that right now!  The last thing I need is more lingo/abbreviations to remember.

(Ever sit in a room with two military types talking with all of their acronyms and abbreviations?  Half of the time, I feel like I need an interpreter.)




Omg, too funny! My sister & her husband were military and I know exactly what you mean! Many times I'd have to squawk "English, you guys, English!!!" at them when they'd get on a roll, lol.

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We are kindly, gentle souls - 4/22/2011 9:53:04 AM   
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I have learned to quit while I'm ahead. Actually, I learned that one a long time ago... but for some reason I keep forgetting it.



We can help you with that, you know.



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RE: We are kindly, gentle souls....Except for us Sadists - 4/22/2011 9:55:39 AM   
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RE: chocolate bunnies but no chocolate chicks or peeps? - 4/22/2011 10:09:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
Mee Tooo........kisses...hugs......throwing glitter about......

Chocolate bunnies and eggs for everyone this weekend!

Hoppy Spring!

ps....Honeypaws, check yer mail

Awwww I want chocolate bunnies and eggs too!  But I seem to notice there's no chocolate chickens or peeps available?  Now why o why would that be? 

Pssst. you haz cmail back


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RE: We are kindly, gentle souls....Except for us Sadists - 4/22/2011 11:40:32 AM   
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I thought you already had.


I thought they had too.

Now I am afraid... very afraid.



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RE: BE AFRAID - 4/22/2011 1:07:28 PM   
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I have learned that bunnies, despite there cute, harmless, appearence are evil. Pure fucking evil.




You have learned well, grasshopper....


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RE: It's cute how he stomps his feet and pouts - 4/22/2011 1:13:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
You never hold me anymore.


You don't bring Me flowers.



You women all take, take, take!



Presents NS with a bunny. A killer bunny.


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RE: BE AFRAID - 4/22/2011 1:25:43 PM   
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I wish everbody a happy Easter... the one day of the year when bunnies are not evil.

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RE: BE AFRAID - 4/22/2011 1:28:11 PM   
myotherself


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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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