DeviantlyD -> Quack, quack!! (4/27/2011 2:48:01 AM)
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There were little three ducks who lived by a peaceful pond. One day they got into trouble and were sent to Bill - the duck who was in charge of the pond. The first one stepped up in front of Bill and looked at the ground. Bill asked, "What's your name?" The little duck replied, "Duck." "Why did you get sent to me?" queried Bill. "I was blowing bubbles in the pond," answered Duck. "You know you're not supposed to do that. It's against the rules. You're suspended from the pond for one week." Duck waddled away. The second duck approached Bill. "What's your name?" Bill asked. The little duck replied, "Duck Duck." "Why did you get sent to me?" Bill asked. "I was blowing bubbles in the pond," answered Duck Duck. "You know you're not supposed to do that. It's against the rules. You're suspended from the pond for one week." Duck Duck waddled away. Now Bill was pretty smart and thought he had discovered a pattern. When the third little duck waddled up to him Bill said, "Let me guess. You're Duck Duck Duck?" "No," replied the little duck. "I'm Bubbles."
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