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ResidentSadist -> -=You might be a submissive if . . . =- (3/31/2011 8:28:33 AM)
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A few years ago this list was made for a web experiment. Although some things are uniquely personal, I've learned just how many are quite common. Got anything to add to this list?
1- "When you wake up in the morning, it is at the end of a chain."
2- "When you go to sleep at night, you have to read books to your Owner until they fall asleep."
3- "When you eat, it is out of a dog dish."
4- "When you are in the house, you are nude"
5- "When you are amongst your owner's friends, you are nude."
6- "When you are riding in a car, you are nude."
7- "When you visit a doctor you have to tell him that the bruises and marks are not from spousal abuse."
8- "When you go for x-rays, you have to explain that the piercing in your nipples aren't removable."
9- "When you go to the movies, your Owner sits in the aisle seat while you sit 'in' the aisle on your knees."
10- "You haven't seen your pubic hair in years!"
11- "You have to ask permission to ask permission."
12- "You have not sat on top of a piece of furniture in years."
13- "More often than not, at parties, you find yourself adorned with battery operated accouterments."
14- "The family dog runs free because you are wearing his leash."
15- "The local tack store has started to hide their crops when they see you walk through the door."
16- "The local hardware store sends you a Christmas card every year."
17- "Your Christmas wish list includes something from Skin Two."
18- "The smell of leather makes you light headed."
19- "You have to sneak out of the house so the children won't say 'You're not going in public like that, are you?'"
20- "When everyone else is saying they should have bought stock in Microsoft, you're wishing you'd bought stock in Master locks."
21- "You must ask for permission to reach orgasm."
22- "You have locked cabinets so that the children will not find your 'toys'."
23- "You have locked cabinets so that the neighbors will not see your 'toys'."
24- "You can't let anyone see your charge card bill because most of it is from Dungeon Depot."
25- "The mailman brings more than one package a week in a brown paper wrapper."
26- "You have a gold star on ebay."
27- "The company accountant wants to know if floggers should be categorized as office supplies."
28- "The other employees look at you funny wondering what is making the strange whooshing noises coming from behind the closed door."
29- "You automatically address others as 'Sir' or 'Ma'am'."
30- "There is more 'tack' nailed to your Owners bedroom walls than can be found in a stable."
31- "You have more fetish wear than 'normal' clothing"
32- "You have more than one gas mask and have never been in the military."
33- "You can't make it through a metal detector in the airport because of all your piercings."
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