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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 4:30:58 PM   
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I prefer Dr. Doom!


Sure thang there Minion.

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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 4:35:42 PM   
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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 4:38:10 PM   
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Like Rodney Dangerfield, I get no respect!


*shrugs*

Call'em like you see'em doncha?


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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 5:10:24 PM   
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Bald is so generic.  


I initially read that as "Bald is so genetic"--which, alas, is true.

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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 5:28:17 PM   
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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 5:41:10 PM   
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Now let's talk about me.

Let's talk Stalker.

Say, have you ladies heard?  Now your marriages are SAVED because in just a few weeks you can look almost as good as me in these brand new "Stalkings!"  Now I don't have photogenic proof because, well, let's face it, I put it out so you know it's going to be good. 

You can use them for everything.  You can have them for business, for Christmas, for around the house, for the bedroom, if you're of the XXL variety you can even use it as a bag for your groceries.  The possibilities are as endless as the length of my hair.  And that's some length, buster!

Order now, unless of course...you're afraid of falling in love.  OH YEAH.


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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 5:43:07 PM   
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Say, have you ladies heard?  Now your marriages are SAVED


NS, I hate to break it to you, but the leading cause of divorce is marriage.

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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 5:51:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Once again FukinTroll is FukinWrong (*giggles*) because the leading cause of divorce is BALDNESS!  Yes, that's right, baldness.  I know there's those of you out there and you don't look at your man the same, and for you guys, you know that wife of yours just doesn't give you those same drive-in theater shenanigans like in ye olde days.  It's undeniable, it's unattractive, it's not...dashing.

But that's okay!  Because I'm here to save you!  Now I'm no miracle worker, but I am a confidence lover!  What better way to boost your confidence by wearing an approved wig from one, NocturnalStalker?  The materials used mimic that of real hair, the genuine softness and silky textures!  You'll love it, she'll love it, it comes in long hair only because let's face it, if you're going to go for it you go for the big one, brother! 

That'll come on sale sometime later this summer, just in time for that trip to Italy I know you've been planning!  And if you haven't, then you made a smart choice because Italy totally reeks of suckitude, dude!



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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 6:27:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Add me to the list of those who will be kicking your little arse if you cut that hair off!

That's not even funny!!!!!! 

And don 't worry FT, there is no one that compares to you here.........*mwah*

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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 6:27:25 PM   
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Yep, after tomorrow, these locks will be all but gone and replaced with a more masculine hairstyle.  I know that to be a dominant, you need to look like a dominant more.  I may go for the crew-cut, I think that would fit well.

Oh, and happy April Fools Day.


*sigh* You soooo do not get to use my new hairbrush now!

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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 6:46:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you NS. I "borrowed" your idea for my Facebook status. I am absolutely floored by the number of my female friends, who think cutting off my hair, is the best idea I've ever had. Conversely the men begged me not to. Boy toy (who the whole thing was aimed at) went ballistic. I could not have posted anything better to get his goat. So again, thank you, it was perfect!!

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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 6:54:27 PM   
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Hallelujah! 


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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 6:56:37 PM   
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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 6:57:40 PM   
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Happy April Fool's to you, too.  I do have to wonder what would happen if you cut the hair and how it would impact your interactions with others.

If you ever decide to really go through with it, here's My opportunity to suggest a great program called "Locks of Love".


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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 7:05:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		If it isn't broken, then why fix it?!  Yes, it was an April Fools joke.  What, do you think I'm a lunatic?  My hair is my pride!  Plus, it's fun to pull when in certain moments.




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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 7:06:55 PM   
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You'll love it, she'll love it, it comes in long hair only because let's face it, if you're going to go for it you go for the big one, brother!


i'll nestle this in my bosom every night before bed.


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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 7:17:47 PM   
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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 7:22:43 PM   
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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 7:25:33 PM   
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If it isn't broken, then why fix it?!  Yes, it was an April Fools joke.  What, do you think I'm a lunatic?  My hair is my pride!  Plus, it's fun to pull when in certain moments.

Just saying.  If you ever do decide to take the plunge, there's a good program out there that helps folks have hair that have lost their own to chemo.  Keep it in mind in case you ever decide to do it.


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RE: After much contemplation, I am cutting my hair. - 4/1/2011 7:32:02 PM   
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Happy birthday FelineFae.  This must be one of the greatest moments of your life; a Nocturnal Stalker topic posted on your birthday.  I would pull out the camera. 


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