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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 6:57:09 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Ohhhhhhh, Invictus, that last website gave me the most WONderful idea for a new game!!! Remember the game pin the tail on the donkey? WELL, I saw those last faux balls and the little hole at the top and while I was outside letting the dog pee and pounce the cat, I had an idea! ( sounds of thunder and lightening ) Pin the balls on the benji!!!!!

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 6:59:57 PM   
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No.

*runs off, hides with binoculars, watching for reinforcements.*

Where are my friends????  oh.  Right.

Yours,


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 7:03:49 PM   
Invictus754


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Right.

No.

*runs off, hides with binoculars, watching for reinforcements.*

Where are my friends????  oh.  Right.

Yours,


benji


OH...MY...GOD...
That were right funny.

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 7:14:09 PM   
LaTigresse


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 7:20:21 PM   
Invictus754


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ohhhhhhh, Invictus, that last website gave me the most WONderful idea for a new game!!! Remember the game pin the tail on the donkey? WELL, I saw those last faux balls and the little hole at the top and while I was outside letting the dog pee and pounce the cat, I had an idea! ( sounds of thunder and lightening ) Pin the balls on the benji!!!!!





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If slavery is a gift, the Africans were pretty fucking generous in the 1700 and 1800s, weren't they?

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 7:30:38 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Benji I never knew you were a model........Invictus great photo shoot.......If I ran the faux doggie balls company I would hire you for all the advertising work.

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/10/2006 9:42:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Right.

No.

*runs off, hides with binoculars, watching for reinforcements.*

Where are my friends????  oh.  Right.

Yours,


benji


Come on, pup, you can hide in my forge. After all this talk of neutering, and shock devices, my simple male chastity/doggy diaper idea doesn't seem so bad, does it?

Cin


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 3:08:25 AM   
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Now we're talking!!!


Pssstttt......, while the Mischief God is at Gorfest would be a good time for said mutiny, giggles.

Oh and i solved the chocolate melting problem, we build an indoor ice mountain, then we can ice race and preserve the chocolate that is the vital ingredient in the secret serum of slave girl preservation. 

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 3:13:01 AM   
twicehappy


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No fear, little pup!  You don't have to feel the humiliation of castration...we now have 

NEUTICLES! 
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html


These are really cool when i had my Norwegian Forest cat fixed i bought him a pair, he never even noticed the change.

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 6:11:39 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: twicehappy
Oh and i solved the chocolate melting problem, we build an indoor ice mountain, then we can ice race and preserve the chocolate that is the vital ingredient in the secret serum of slave girl preservation. 


I KNEW that chocolate was going to be the key!!! We can get benji to build the ice mountain so our nipples don't freeze....out of WATER benji....no one wants to ice race on yellow ice.

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 8:14:00 AM   
rivenmoon


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Status: offline 		When all is said and done and the party over 
someone has to clean and tidy,
watch how many hands go up for that.

professional dishwasher, broom, mopnbucket  - guess that makes me the scullerymaid

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 9:49:38 AM   
Vendaval


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area whose previous career was working in an implant factory
where they made breast implants and fake testicles.  Normally
for humans but also special testes orders for other species.
 
The reason for making dog and horses false testes is for
competition at shows, not for self-esteem purposes.
 
Vendaval


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ORIGINAL: Invictus754
NEUTICLES! 
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 2:31:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rivenmoon

When all is said and done and the party over 
someone has to clean and tidy,
watch how many hands go up for that.

professional dishwasher, broom, mopnbucket  - guess that makes me the scullerymaid


The job is yours! I will pay you twice what I am paying you now.


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Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 2:39:29 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Loki Loki Loki, you always make me smile, thank you! God of Mischief is the perfect description. I could almost consider being Bi and well, shit........submissive or slave............damn.........nope........couldn't do it.  Oh well, big sigh, it was worth a try I guess.......

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 2:51:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld



The job is yours! I will pay you twice what I am paying you now.



-Raises an eyebrow at Loki- You know, Loki, slaves can count and even do simple multiplication. Twice times zero is still zero!


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 2:57:06 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		I'm just gonna pipe in here and say if I wasn't marrying Master, I'd be game, but I'd have to be the bitch that spanks everyone else's ass, 'cause the heirarchy 'round here goes:
 
Master - He who owns everything and rules the alpha slave (aka major domo, or queen bitch) and, by default, everyone beneath the qb.  He's the only one to whom the qb defers, but He also has the option of choreographing (as an occasional, rare treat) events in which the qb must submit to the will of a house slave, should that slave have switch tendencies that need nurturing.
 
QB - She who serves Master, knows what's going on at all times, keeps Him informed, and runs everything else with an iron fist.  It's her way or no way, and Master tends to allow her to run His household as she sees fit.
 
House Slaves - Anyone else who may or may not live in the household, but serves either the Master or the QB in some way on a reasonably regular basis.  These individuals do a lot of grunt work, but they're always nicely rewarded for good work and good behavior.
 
Training is not pre-determined.  It fluctuates depending upon an individual's needs.
 
.... ::: pondering ::: .... 
 
Actually, I think maybe I'll just build myself a harem of slave boys to serve me.  If Loki can do it, so can I.  Hope y'all like genital bondage.



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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 3:14:18 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Loki Loki Loki, you always make me smile, thank you! God of Mischief is the perfect description. I could almost consider being Bi and well, shit........submissive or slave............damn.........nope........couldn't do it.  Oh well, big sigh, it was worth a try I guess.......



Wait!!!! I am a lesbian too! I get just as put out by males who contact me... that woman trapped in my body is a lesbian 100%

quote:

wytchy

-Raises an eyebrow at Loki- You know, Loki, slaves can count and even do simple multiplication. Twice times zero is still zero!



Yes wytchy, in the rest of the world that is a good skill. But the only math you need with me is "Thank you Master may I have another."

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Evanesce
 
QB - She who serves Master, knows what's going on at all times, keeps Him informed, and runs everything else with an iron fist.  It's her way or no way, and Master tends to allow her to run His household as she sees fit.

 
In my home she is my life partner and equal. She may defer to me but I will concede her superior knowledge and or skill in regards to all maters that she is my superior. 

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 3:30:11 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Loki, you are just dangerous...

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 3:31:38 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Loki, you are just dangerous...


And off my medication! Still waiting for those hand delivered pics.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/11/2006 3:50:20 PM   
LaTigresse


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