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A cure for pyromustachophobia - 4/8/2011 2:17:23 AM

Termyn8or

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The incidence of PMP is more than most suspect. Now Termy's Labs ninc. have not only identified and analysed the condition but have come up with a cure.

When relighting a cigarette of short dimensions (with unspecified content) to avoid burning the mustache, tilt your head back. Slowly bring the flame to the tip, purposely too high on your face, so the body of the lighter touches the end of the roa...butt. Do not breath in at this time. "Lower" the flame source with respect to your face which is horizontal at this time. When you feel the resistance stop, you are at the edge. Lower the flame slightly and inhale.

You may now enjoy those last precious hi ti...puffs of that nice resinated, gooey......tobacco without the heartbeark of pyromustachophobia.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Termy's Terminal Labs ninc. and our cosponsors Anheiser Busch and the guy on the corner of East 116th street.

Mods, feel free to move this to Health and Safety if you are so inclined.

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RE: A cure for pyromustachophobia - 4/8/2011 4:45:15 AM

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Mods, feel free to move this to Health and Safety if you are so inclined.

Alpha scheduled an emergency meeting. We will keep you informed.

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RE: A cure for pyromustachophobia - 4/9/2011 2:31:52 PM

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Glad I don't have a mustache to worry about, but thanks for the info. I shall pass it along to those who do.

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RE: A cure for pyromustachophobia - 4/10/2011 9:13:11 PM

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I didn't mention proper shaving because I figured most people would know that.

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