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Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/8/2006 4:17:29 PM   
PAVANE


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Are you a jolly jack tart? Do you have any naughtyical experience? Would you  work with seamen? And how about a jolly roger? Would you like to serve as a female galley slave?
If so apply to Captain Pavane at the Admiral Benbow Inn.

Remember, Captain Felattio Hornblower says 'Let them lookout that has the watch.'


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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/10/2006 4:46:47 AM   
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Is this your way of running the flag up the pole to see who will salute?


Teasingly,
merry

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/10/2006 4:54:03 AM   
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Are you just looking for someone to luff your sails?
Get your keel hauled?
Your plank walked?
What surprises do you keep in Davy's locker?

~grin~
merry


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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/10/2006 4:21:09 PM   
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Avast behind !

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/11/2006 3:30:12 AM   
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Avast ye mate. . . Heave to and prepare to be boarded!


Best,

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/11/2006 4:00:59 AM   
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Standby fore aft and ift.

ps i haven't heaved two since last sunday morning. too much grog on satday night u c.

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/11/2006 6:53:48 AM   
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I have my sea legs Cap'n... let's cut this pig from the pier..

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/11/2006 2:41:59 PM   
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Shiver me timbers mate. Never mind your legs I need all of you to pull a oar.

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/12/2006 1:17:42 AM   
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good news, pavane feeds his galley slaves well
Bad news, pavane just LOVES water skiing

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/12/2006 1:58:44 AM   
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Thats Captain Pavane you mutinous dog, or i'll stop your grog.
If you think my going  water skiing was bad wait till we go for the fastest atlantic crossing and try to win the Blue Riband.

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/12/2006 4:19:52 AM   
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Captain Pavane,

Is that a Hornpipe in your pocket?  Or are you just happy to see me?


You do know that I am 97 percent chum free, right?  Arrgh!


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Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!


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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/12/2006 4:56:06 AM   
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To quote Nelson to his gunnery officers as they approached the french fleet at trafalgar 'gentlemen there is your target. Load with treble shot and when we come alongside give them that'
Lass i dont think i'll need a map to find your treasure. But i'll dig deep just to be sure. Strap me vittles and shiver me timbers.
 

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/12/2006 8:13:03 PM   
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*getting flashbacks to the tv ad witht he guy working for a temp service trying to find a job for the pirate*

Somehow, I think Blackbeard is rolling over in his grave, either from laughter or boredom...

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 3:35:15 AM   
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We didnt get that ad on this side of the water matey. But I am glad to give Capn
Teach (blackbeard to you) a laugh. After all he did have his head cut off to decorate the bow of the royal navy sloop that caught him. And such a thing can spoil a mans sense of humour.
In the meantime be careful the ship doesnt fall overboard.


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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 5:15:26 AM   
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Avast there he swaps! Tis the Andrew that sails again us! His Majesties ship, Vengence. Tis the worlds oldest and largest navie lads,tis us that must be afeared.

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 5:58:06 AM   
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Lad I think your signal flags have got mixed up in the locker. Cos yr message dont make sense to me. Or perhaps its time I slung my hook as I'm getting too old a cove to understand?
As Nelson signaled at Cape St Vincent 'England expects every man to run away quick like'
Ahhhh tis time for a glass of grog. Cheers shipmates.

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 6:01:33 AM   
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Lass reading yr reply has already got my pole up. Thankee.
Now I better shove off, I have to send a black spot to blind pew.

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 6:31:33 AM   
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What else..........
Way hey, Blow the man down!

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 1:00:33 PM   
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drake he's in his hammock and a 1000 miles away
slung between the round shot in nombre dios bay
and dreaming all the time of plymouth hoe
captain art thou sleeping there below?

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RE: Female Galley Slaves Wanted - 5/13/2006 4:33:15 PM   
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I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.

"Sea Fever"
John MaseField

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