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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 8:37:37 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 8:38:25 PM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		Interesting concept you have going there OP. Let us know how it works out for you.

[note sarcasm]

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 9:36:43 PM   
lizi


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I guess it's time for another passive-aggressive troll thread. Your particular brand of mental illness must be in need of some attention.

Remember OP that not all of the women you'll meet are defenseless - this was mentioned. Not every women is also completely alone in the world. Many of us have people in our lives that would be highly upset if anything happened to us. I'll leave it at that. Remember that you have no idea what you are messing with when you decide to assault someone. It's like that iceberg - so much is hidden from view. A small, seemingly defenseless woman looks so vulnerable, but you have no idea who is in her background hiding there beneath the surface like an iceberg. Jail might be preferable to waiting to see who will pay you a visit when you least expect it.

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 9:44:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wulfenstraat

When I'm interested in a woman (specifically at that moment when we first meet, when we exchange a polite handshake and maybe a peck on the cheek), I find the fastest way to get my hand on your cunt.


Sounds like the way to find a frightened mouse who will not stand up for herself, not like a Domme.

A Domme would...  <looks for an icon of scalding coffee accidentally falling onto a man's crotch>

This might sound like some sexy fantasy to you.  If you made this up to pleasure yourself over reading the words in print...mkay...but if you could hear how women talk behind men's backs about behavior like this you would see how unsexy we find it. 

Anyone who tried this with me...his name would be dirt.  Think of a rock being dropped into still water, and the ripple effect.  CM may not allow blacklisting...but life doesn't begin and end on these message boards. 

My ex-husband told me his asshat brother used to pull that shiite with women.  It disgusted me.

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 9:57:21 PM   
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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 10:12:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfenstraat

When I'm interested in a woman (specifically at that moment when we first meet, when we exchange a polite handshake and maybe a peck on the cheek), I find the fastest way to get my hand on your cunt.


A Domme would...  <looks for an icon of scalding coffee accidentally falling onto a man's crotch>

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Wanna bet holly has at LEAST one of said icons?

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 10:13:20 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		I have had two women try to grab my crotch in an inappropriate manner.  Both were dumped immediately.

Good luck finding women with lower morals than I have, OP.


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 10:17:02 PM   
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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/9/2011 11:36:19 PM   
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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 7:23:29 AM   
Muttling


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Status: offline 		The OP is going about it all wrong.    First you have to identify a Dominant woman, look for the ones wearing some leather and looking like they're in charge in a very public place.


Then walk up and challenge their authority by slapping them.   It won't make for an LTR, but you'll get a very public play session.


Just be sure to pick the ones who are carrying a night stick.   The Dommes who carry pepper spray and a tazer with their Glock play a little rough for my tastes.

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 8:45:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Is it my imagination or is the OP trying to impersonate James Bond in his profile pic?
i was thinking one of Charlies Angels..


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 9:18:54 AM   
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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 9:25:21 AM   
Muttling


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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

This post has to be from a minor.



But you look so much older in your picture.

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 9:25:22 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I'd call the cops, and belt him in the nose with my overweight purse. Even if he didn't go to jail from my call, he would get a history of sexual assault and it would add to the evidence for the next time.

And of course, once my lawyer got a copy of the police report, a letter would be sent to where he works, informing them that he's a known sexual predator. For not much money, a P.I. could check up on him for me periodically and send a letter to any future employer explaining that he's a known sexual predator, with a copy of the police report. He'd be lucky to get and keep a job flipping burgers with that.



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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 9:29:40 AM   
sirsholly


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This is always done in public, and you may prefer not to make a scene. But I'm prepared if you do.

Really? You are prepared for the blast of Mace i always carry? It works well because inevitably both hands will go to your eyes, leaving your balls fully exposed to my stiletto.

The police WILL show up, and you will be very happy to see them. Assault charges will be pressed against you and you will be taken to jail once the hospital releases you. You can expect prison time from the authorities and the public humiliation and limitations associated with a registered sex offender.
I have a loud voice and will be relentless.

However...it is not going to happen, is it? You do not have the balls to even meet a woman, be her vanilla, a submissive or a dominant. My guess is your lack of confidence stems from an extremely small penis.
No doubt things like gym class were a trauma for you. Other children can be so cruel, and pointing/laughing at your lack of endowment in the locker room was probably the beginning of your mental issues.

Your current situation is not beneficial in the least. The isolation of living/sleeping in your mothers basement is only pepepuating your issues. You are certainly not a young man,, headed for old age and the stigma associated with the erectile dysfunction known to those with an undersized member. Masturbation will no longer be possible, and i am sure you are wondering what you will do with all your newly acquired free time.

Your silly fantasy post reeks of anger and it is rather understandable, considering the frustration of being a 50 year old virgin. You are projecting your anger onto those who have rejected you and that anger is evident from your desire to control and assault a woman.

I urge counseling, if for no other reason to learn to deal with the negative emotions derived from being such a joke.


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 9:41:59 AM   
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I had a former friend (note: former) who thought it was hysterically funny to grab at me from behind to see me jump. I had warned him at least twice that I have PTSD, and to never approach me from behind or touch me without my knowing it.



Damn. I'm a pacifist, but even I think people like that deserve a few broken bones....


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 9:49:52 AM   
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That's so funny.... where I come from...touching a woman's privates without permission or consent...we call that 2nd degree sexual assault.   Back in my punk days, if the guys saw a girl punk in the pit, they would try to cop a feel any chance they could.  Not cool. I planted one guy so hard you could hear his body hitting the floor even over the music.



My daughter went to a concert last year and some twit tried this on her in the pit. Security had to pull her off him, and all the other girls he had harassed came up to support her. He got kicked out with a broken nose she got rewarded by the club. Any kid who can handle a 1200 lb horse has no trouble with a 180 pound person.


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 10:40:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfenstraat

When I'm interested in a woman (specifically at that moment when we first meet, when we exchange a polite handshake and maybe a peck on the cheek), I find the fastest way to get my hand on your cunt.


A Domme would...  <looks for an icon of scalding coffee accidentally falling onto a man's crotch>

.



Wanna bet holly has at LEAST one of said icons?


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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/10/2011 10:47:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		I am reminded of a night when I was a dancer in a bar. It was closing time & I was holding the door open for the customers to exit. I felt a hand on my ass & brushed it away. The guy then grabbed my crotch from the front. I let go of the door & grabbed him by the collar & the seat of his pants & threw him through the doors to the outside. He thanked his lucky stars that door swung both ways. Last I saw of him as I locked the door was him sitting on the pavement out front rubbing his sore ass!! I wouldn't need to bother the police.

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RE: Meeting a Domme - 4/11/2011 8:25:21 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		  Now the OP has written me again (I never answered the first one), telling me not to write to him again.  HUH? 

Now someone tell me what this means:  This OP has DPS'ed you.

I've been Department of Public Safetied?  No, that makes no sense.

OMG.  He's a gamer.  It's a mistaken use of the term "damage per second" which is a rating of how much damage a character can take.  It makes no sense as a verb, but gamers use it to mean they've beaten the snot out of an imaginary foe.

             

Add that to the fact that he's referring to himself in the third person, and we have a winner! 

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