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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:13:30 AM   
Kana


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I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants
socks fall out?



Her hitting the floor, out cold from shock at my ginormous manliness


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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:14:43 AM   
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Would it be safe to say your size is nothing without a womans touch?

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:17:30 AM   
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Oh lord, they're taking over a MAN thread.   Next thing you know, they'll want us to install a seat on this thread's toilet so they can gripe about us leaving up.


1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...and changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!!



2) stop hogging the remote



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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:22:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kana

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: YSG

I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants
socks fall out?



Her hitting the floor, out cold from shock at my ginormous manliness



that remains to be seen Kana....that remains to be seen

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:23:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Muttling

Oh lord, they're taking over a MAN thread.   Next thing you know, they'll want us to install a seat on this thread's toilet so they can gripe about us leaving up.


1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...and changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!!



Somehow I think that "every once in a while" is a tad too broad definition for men

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:24:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

Oh lord, they're taking over a MAN thread.   Next thing you know, they'll want us to install a seat on this thread's toilet so they can gripe about us leaving up.


1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...and changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!!



2) stop hogging the remote




1) Oh but it does. Look what its done to me -twitch twitch-
2) Get yer own damn remote!

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 8:25:01 AM   
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It is a well known fact that all wimmins care about is our cocks.  That explains all the effort we men put into sending them pictures that show them the little, er, I mean big, fellas.

This thread is for us to preen about our cocks, and boldly proclaim how big they are and thereby declare our masculinity.  Failure to exaggerate will make you look like a weenie.  In more senses than one.

I''l go first.

My cock is so big that it has its own zip code.

Steven;
I know you're looking for fun, but bragging only "reach so far." <pun intended>

Ladies - you want "thud"?  Click on "attachment" below. I didn't "embed" it in post, since I'm not sure of TOS. And besides,

My dick is so big, when I try to embed a pic of it in a post, I always get the "File too large" error message. <Original to me and not half bad!>

Photo is one of many from a porno site that I posed for.

Oh, Steven, all right...... I'll cut-n-paste one from
http://www.pegym.com/forums/gym/17459-my-penis-so-big-9.html

namely:

My dick is so big.... it has it’s own time zone – Central Dick Time.
 
or, how 'bout
 
My dick is so big.... the Grand Canyon yells, "NOOOOOooooooooo."



Attachment (1)

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 4/10/2011 9:25:57 AM >

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 9:30:29 AM   
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1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...



I rinse the seat thoroughly every time I use the toilet.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 9:39:18 AM   
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my dick is so small....  I need tweezers to masturbate.

I wish I had been born a hermaphrodite.  Then I'd have a dick AND a brain.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 10:02:25 AM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: gothikbutterfly


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: YSG

I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants
socks fall out?



Her hitting the floor, out cold from shock at my ginormous manliness



that remains to be seen Kana....that remains to be seen


Hey. Whattya think caused the Japan earthquake? That's right.
Kana laid pipe with his massive johnson-next thing ya know, the earth is wobbling in it's orbit...just like her legs.

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 11:53:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Muttling

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...



I rinse the seat thoroughly every time I use the toilet.



with what...with water or urine

*ducks and runs*

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 11:59:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower


quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...



I rinse the seat thoroughly every time I use the toilet.



with what...with water or urine

*ducks and runs*



Lets just say I give it a good "pressure washing".

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 12:50:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower


quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...



I rinse the seat thoroughly every time I use the toilet.



with what...with water or urine

*ducks and runs*



Lets just say I give it a good "pressure washing".

Dinner at your house would involve lugging in a Porta-pot.


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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 1:00:15 PM   
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Dinner at your house would involve lugging in a Porta-pot.






2nd tree on the left is the "Lady's Tree".   The one with all the bark missing and the dead leaves is the "Men's Tree."

Then again, after a few drinks, most anything in the yard is the "Men's Tree."

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 1:07:23 PM   
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**oh, no pictures** ***I'm ashamed for hoping to see some*** M

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 1:12:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Muttling

Oh lord, they're taking over a MAN thread. Next thing you know, they'll want us to install a seat on this thread's toilet so they can gripe about us leaving up.

1) put the seat down, clean it every once in awhile...and changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!!

2) stop hogging the remote
Yeah! Yeah! And, and, would it kill you mens to say "I love you, and worship the ground you walk on" on occasion?! M

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 2:19:59 PM   
soul2share


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I'm just gonna say... there's a reason you hear a "THUD" every time I unzip my pants
socks fall out?


Nope, it's the change in his pockets!!!! 

  thanks alot, Holly.......and I'm out of paper towels!

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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 3:45:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		I remember a man who wasn't well endowed in the slightest. After wards, he asks, "So, am I the biggest you have ever had?" I had to think fast because I did not want to hurt his feelings. "Dear, that is not a question you ask a woman. If I answer yes, it would be impolite to anyone else I had been with, and if I say no, you would feel insulted. Let's just leave it at, I enjoyed myself, 'k?" He was satisfied.


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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 4:01:03 PM   
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RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. - 4/10/2011 4:06:52 PM   
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solo digo.

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