CarpeComa
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The Unspoken Rules of BDSM
1: Everyone interested only in things less 'extreme' than you is a poser.
2: Everyone interested in anything more 'extreme' than you is crazy.
3: Take all stories and advice with a grain of salt.
4: 'BDSM' does not change nor excuse human behavior. If it is dickish, rude, and/or stupid to do normally, it is still dickish, rude, and/or stupid.
5: You are not a special snowflake.
7: There is no rule 6.
8: Despite there not being a rule 6, there are people who will insist that there is indeed a rule 6. Those people are morons and may also try to claim lineage with ancient European houses, secret slaveholding societies, and similar nonsense.
9: What works for you will disgust someone else. The reverse is also true. Remember that before you type/speak.
10: There will never be a universally agreed upon distinction between submissive and slave. Ditto for dominant and master.
11: No one is interested in using your profile in a study. Even if they were, you would never know and couldn't afford to back up your threats if you did.
12: 'Training' is by and large bullshit used as a way to get NSA fun.
13: Something will go wrong. No amount of safety precautions will prevent this.
14: That person you are planning to meet online is probably a serial killer.
15: Yes, someone else gets off on the same things you do. Your desires are not unique. Stop asking. Please.
16: I know your next question. Before you ask, see rule 34.
17: A very large percentage of people are just trying to get laid and/or get attention.
18: No one will admit to being one of those people.
19: 'BDSM' will be used as a catch all term for anything that seems the slightest bit not mainstream.
20: Everyone is motivated by their own self interest. Even you. Remember that next time someone offers to do you a 'favor'.
21: You can contextualize any action as submissive or dominant.
22: Thou shalt not require, expect, or even ask a female to ever give money they have earned to a male, regardless of their orientations. The other way around is always permissible.
23: If she says her submission is a gift, ask for the receipt.
24: You didn't actually do that, did you? If so, go straight to rule 35. Do not pass go. Do not get laid.
25: Male dominants must be either straight or gay. If they are not, their dominance shall be maligned.
26: Switches are simply 'confused or 'just want play'.
27: All women are bisexual, regardless of protestations to the contrary.
28: Every guy thinks he is 'the right guy'.
29: Your genitals are special. While there are many like them, these are yours. You must celebrate their specialness by showing them off at every opportunity.
30: Dominant women secretly love it when you proactively expound at great length to them about your fetishes. Especially goatse and rainbow showers. Include photos.
31: If you combine the two in your photos, you'll be hers for sure.
32: "Ouch, that hurts!" is not a safeword.
33: Good judgment is valuable like a flawless pearl. Unfortunately, it is also about as common.
34: There is porn of it.
35: Repeat after me; I will not believe everything I read on the internet.
< Message edited by CarpeComa -- 4/11/2011 12:36:28 AM >
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