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Parking Ticket - 4/11/2011 5:25:28 PM

MasterG2kTR

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Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary (my wife) and I
went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a "shit head." He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.

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RE: Parking Ticket - 4/11/2011 7:27:12 PM

Termyn8or

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You have no fucking idea do you ?

You just gave up one of the best secrets we have. This even cuts into the edge some people have with the cops.

Identity. Oh you caught me killing this guy ?

My name is Slippery Sam Shady. Sukim Mi Engordi. Jack M. Jaws. Crania B. Damage, Micheal Rodent.

Identity is like your ID puts you in jail when ou think you are free. You are numbered.

T^T

PS, when I get froggy I will again relate the story of Macheal Rodent. Guaranteed to please.

T^T

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