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oldbabyface -> Ten reasons why Women prefer chocolate... (4/12/2011 12:45:10 PM)

1) It smells better.
2) Cheaper than diamonds.
3) Has a smooth silky texture.
4) Tastes better.
5) Doesn't wreck your car.
6) Doesn't embarrass you in front of your friends.
7) Hmm, I running out of funny things to say.
8) Doesn't hog the remote control (ah I'm back on schedule now).
9) Doesn't polish of your share of the idiot juice. Hic!
10) and finally, yes, chocolate is a darn sight funnier than I am.



Termyn8or -> RE: Ten reasons why Women prefer chocolate... (4/13/2011 7:17:21 AM)

Why do Men prefer ribs ?

They are saucier.

Sometimes they are boiled in beer.

When you're done with them they don't get half.

They also never smash your car.

They don't bitch about anything, even being burnt to a crisp in the yard.

Can't beat em.

T^T



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