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I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/12/2011 1:44:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Marriage is like a deck of cards.... In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a fucking club and a spade

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/12/2011 9:20:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Giggles, good one.

Don't need the spade if you live close to the swamp, let nature take her course.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/13/2011 4:12:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		You begin with two hearts and a diamond. Then "someone" decides he is a King. So you club him until he understands your point of view that you are a Queen. Then you get Jack to find a Spade and clean things up because he is an Ace at such things.

Wait maybe that is just how I shuffled my desk.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/13/2011 7:05:50 AM   
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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/13/2011 11:17:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Takes a hit and reshuffles her cards.Spreads them out on Termyn8r's table. Honey you should be more careful about who you invite over. I have been known to show up when people do that.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/19/2011 9:17:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yer makin me hot saying things like that ! Note that I do have a pinochle deck around here somewhere.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/19/2011 10:52:19 AM   
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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/19/2011 9:57:18 PM   
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She only plays strip poker....and she cheats.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/19/2011 11:41:08 PM   
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You are so young. Strip poker with a pinochle deck is alot of fun. And nobody said it was one on one, that would be nice but you know what they say about counting your chickens. Speaking of the price of rice, if it is an open game, with the crowd around here we might get down to someone's chastity belt. What do we do, get the sawzall out ? Hey that sounds like fun.

So anyway I figure hearts must get the bra. In pinochle the high bidder names trump but this is a special trump. The other suits do not have this power, and watch out if hearts is trump ! But hearts gets the bra, and that applies to either sex y'know.

Now there are some who say that this is not a fair game for the Ladies. Well being the fine gentlemen we,,,, never mind. OK they get a suit, make it diamonds. You certainly don't want to give them clubs or spades. They could then bash us to death and then dig our graves. Nope. Ain't happenin'. So diamonds it is.

I got it ! The perfect punishment for us guys. WE have to wear their bra ! Fuck all the puritanical anatomically correct males unsure about your manhood. Be a Man and realize, if YOU are wearing their bra THEY aren't.

Geez, ya gotta tell some people everything.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/20/2011 1:54:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wearing my clothing is not a punishment...and he is to small to carry off my cups anyway. And I do not cheat damnit. Most people are just too stupid to notice how I shuffle.

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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/20/2011 5:04:37 PM   
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RE: I got the whole marriage thing figured out - 4/21/2011 3:51:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		I haven't been to Vegas in years, but I was told I was fun to be around....even if I can't remember where I got all the cash from, or who I was making scream at the time.

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