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BlackTigerDragon -> What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 3:03:33 AM)

Somewhat...ok, greatly inspired by a thread in the Ask a Mistress forum. After seeing the kind of responses that Female Dominants get (but then I've already seen them :P ) I pondered on what messages a Female Submissive would get. Then I stopped pondering, because after seeing the messages I get on this profile, I didn't want to see what a FemSub would get...
But I tried anyway.

Let's call her the One and only FemSub I will ever have.
She's brand new, no experience, just looking to learn, anything else you would expect from a totally new profile.

"Just discovered this kinky thing! Just starting out and lurking. Not looking for anything too serious right now. Just learning right now. I have no experience though I do have limits. Hoping to gain more experience."

This is a Straight Female and the only things she has ticked as 'looking for' are 'friends only'.
So just basic, because it's only been up for 2 days at the most.

The messages so far:

Unsolicited friend requests: 1

Unsolicited chat requests: 1

“Where r u?” (entire message) : 3

First message offered a 'reward' (redirected him to the SPCA website[;)]): 1

Just “Hi” message from sub: 1

Just “Hi” message from dom: 5

Novel length message demanding a poly relationship: 1

Assumed I'm Bi [8|]: 1

Asking for relocation in first message: 1

Expected a cellphone number in the second message: 1

Actual good and Friendly messages from male subs: 2 Actual good and Friendly messages from female subs: 3
And this is my favourite one:
Femdoms that didn't read my profile and demanded that I read theirs and continued to dom me in their first message: 1
(YES!! THIS IS TRUE!! EVEN FEMDOMS DO IT!!!)

And finally:
Actual Good friendly message from Dominant: 3
This was all in 2-3 days at the most.

Only three that my one and only femsub would actually consider.And the best conversation I had was with surprise a Male Sub. So only that brings the number to four. (And no, the femdom is hardly close to being included in that number.) So I guess that tells me what kind of man I'm looking for. [;)]

I also made a classical music reference somewhere in the profile. I think I put it in the name. Not one single profile that messaged the One and only FemSub got it.

So in conclusion:Yes, this all actually happened.

So to everyone in the board:What do you think of these results? Comments? Are these the usual kinds of messages a Female Sub would get? Any Dominant who want to comment? Any Female Subs who want to comment? Anything to add?



MaxsBoy -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 3:11:44 AM)

Yeah, that's about it.  Now try a transgendered sub profile if you want to see the biggest pile of shit you can possibly imagine.



myotherself -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 3:22:15 AM)

throw in the word 'masochist' and it turns into a regular fuckwit-frenzy



Kana -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 3:49:56 AM)

And God help ya if you have a hot photo...




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 3:52:02 AM)

Toss in a pic or two and it becomes a cluster fuck of a fuck-wit frenzy.

For some time now I have only been here for the message boards. Which is why I changed my nick and took my old profile down. I had to create a profile to send mail, but it's empty and hidden. This way the only mail I get are from peeps on the board.

Works for me.



Kana -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 4:03:02 AM)

The male doms inbox, over a month:

1-Dust
2-A letter from someone in Zaire telling me I won a national lottery.
3-More dust
4-A letter from a sub in Ghana wanting me to breed "her."
5-Forum mod protest letter
6-Dust



Yeah, you gals got it tough :-)


Note-This post is meant as satire and in no way is intended to reflect the in box of any characters, real or fictional and certainly does not accurately depict the  overloaded and groaning under the weight of all those hot subbie letters, inbox of kana. :-)




MaxsBoy -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 4:11:29 AM)

Kana dear, I would be more than happy to send you c-mail if I were your proverbial cup of tea.  You do such lovely things with needles.



Kana -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 4:22:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy
Kana dear, I would be more than happy to send you c-mail if I were your proverbial cup of tea. 


Thus proving my point!
Bows.
Thanks for the assist MB.
Grins.



OwnedFemaleFlesh -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 4:40:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackTigerDragon
Expected a cellphone number in the second message: 1


Ha, this made me laugh. Because you know, if you're not willing to give out your phone number, you must be fake. You must be a big, fat, hairy biker who is just pretending to be a woman. But you know for a fact that if you do give out your phone number, they will never stop bothering you.

I find most of my interesting message relays come from male submissives. Neither of us wants or expects anything from the other, so the conversation proceeds as equals.

owned xxx



Selectivelight -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 4:49:01 AM)

Most of the mail I send out falls into one of two categories.

1; In response to your journal entry on X/Y/Z, my thoughts are/I send my sympathies, I've been there and it's rough/ Congratulations on.

2; Your photographs are lovely, I appreciate your willingness to share that beauty with the world. Good luck in your search.

Suffice to say my inbox is full of dust, the occasional thanks, and Zimbabwe lottery messages. ... And a woman asking if I would let her lick my ass, apparently.



Arpig -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 5:50:41 AM)

Not being a fem-sub, I wouldn't know, however, based on some of the stories I've been told, that's a pretty tame inbox.



Arpig -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 5:54:52 AM)

quote:

Kana dear, I would be more than happy to send you c-mail if I were your proverbial cup of tea.
Oh come on! Send an cmail to anybody you want. I send them out all the time. Your pic caught my eye, what you posted was great/shit, your profile was humourous/inspiring, etc., etc.

It isn't about being somebody's cup of tea, its about having fun and making friends.



DesFIP -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 6:37:25 AM)

Nobody sent a dick pic? No messages telling you he wanted to slice you up because you didn't respond? No long detailed accounts of what he did to his last playmate and then gets miffed when you don't want to take her place? No male subs begging you to dominate them despite stating you are a sub? Obviously CM has only a bunch of slackers on!

Oh and if you're a single mother, you will get demands to be a breeder, you will also get diatribes about being fake because you won't relocate and upset your children, and you'll also get men more interested in your children than in you. Plus the weirdest I ever got was from a guy who demanded I abandon my children to serve his wife and him. This despite my profile talking only about the importance of being a good parent and stating I was straight and taken.



LadyPact -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 6:38:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

Not being a fem-sub, I wouldn't know, however, based on some of the stories I've been told, that's a pretty tame inbox.

Agreed.  It sounds like you got off light.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 7:16:15 AM)

yeah, that's about right. but you left out the "you're being reported as a man" scam, and the "you will serve me and have your labia and clitoris removed" guy. and the endless "i love you let me serve you" messages from men (sub and dom). and the pic-trader sub "girls", lets not forget them.

and yes, sorry ladies, but the dommes are the worst. there's a new girl on here who i sort of watch out for, and she was ordered to provide a domme with all her passwords (not just her cm one, but all of them), not because she had agreed to serve the domme, but in order to "prove your submissive nature".

before i made this couples profile i had a profile as a single sub female. again there was a shitload of crappy and inane comments from dom men, but there was also about 4 or 5 reasonable and sensible ones. i still exchange emails with those men. of all the dommes who contacted me, i still speak with only 1. all the rest were idiots, demanding instant submission, requiring me to address them as goddess from the first response. even with my present profile which makes it blatantly obvious that we are not looking for anything, i regularly get messages from dommes demanding that i go on cam to prove i am female.

i don't post pictures of heather, this is my right, she is my sub and i chose not to share her that way. well i get grief about that as well...and yup, you guessed it, i get that grief from dommes and nobody else. as well, it seems most dommes will demand an off site im addy on the 2nd exchange:
1) domme says: Hi, how are you?
2) i reply: hi. i'm fine, how are you?
3) domme replies: Address me as Mistress, have you not learned proper respect? Give me your Yahoo.
and so it goes, over and over. it has gotten so bad that when i get unsolicited email with a red name on it, my first instinct these days is to just delete it unread.

ah, thanks for letting me get that off my chest. i feel a bit better.

hannah lynn



sexyred1 -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 9:37:31 AM)

OP, you did get off lightly. I was thinking of one day writing a book highlighting the extraordinary emails I have gotten during my time here.

They range from simplistic (hi) stupid, demanding, obsessive, ridiculous, threatening, outrageous, disgusting, criminal, witty, intellectual, poems, cock shots large and small, fantasies that they are having, requests for breeding, lactation, being a pony, pupy, kitten, and using my lovely skin as a lampshade for their no doubt damp, dark, mother's basement.

But then I remember that I have to live my life and have no time to write such a book.



Rochsub2009 -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 9:47:33 AM)

I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.  [;)]

I'm a black male sub, and  based on what I hear from the Dommes on CM, black male subs are hard to find.  So here is a sampling of the messages that I get in a typical week.

Unsolicited messages from financial Dommes who proceed to tell me that they won't respond to any messages from me unless I send them money first (even though THEY contacted me first):  20

Messages from regular Dommes seeking to dominate my BBC:  10 (notice that I state that they want to dominate my BBC.  Their messages never give any indication that they noticed, or care about, any other part of me).

Messages from Africa with poor spelling and grammar that are trying to con me out of money:  20

Legitimate messages from friends on the message boards:  3



sexyred1 -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 9:52:43 AM)

Legitimate messages from friends on the message boards are the most welcome. [;)]



BlackTigerDragon -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 1:10:21 PM)

I agree with everyone here, these are pretty tame messages. But then, I didn't post a face photo. I didn't think it was right to steal someone else's photo and I don't see why I should leave a photo of myself on a fake profile if my own only has a photo of my feet lol.
My photo was a picture I 'stole' of the worlds first high heeled shoes. Which were mens shoes so I wet my pants when one Dominant suggested I wear them.

Actually, you're all taking my fake profile pretty well. The guy in the Mistress post got bawwed at for the same sort of thing.



MaxsBoy -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 2:43:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

It isn't about being somebody's cup of tea, its about having fun and making friends.


That's not the sort of c-mail I was talking about. [;)] Kana does live just down the road from me, after all.



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