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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:05:15 AM   
tazzygirl


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And I know theres. Unfortunately, that number is usually over 150.


Thankfully, that IS my number.

And yours is... 1-800-jack-off.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:05:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

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I made an account here yesterday and it's already pretty much turned me off on the entire idea of bsdm. I get that people are here for different reasons but it is just laugh out loud funny that every girl on here expects to be paid for their "services". I messaged a few girls and not one of them didn't ask for either a "donation" or a "gift" - in the first 2-3 messages of talking to them.


Judgemental much? You messaged a few girls. When you message every girl, then you can make that claim.

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Aside from that, I decided to have a look at the chat rooms. I was kicked within the first 10 minutes of being there when I asked roughly how old most people in there were. I went on to explain that most people in my area who are into this scene are old, overweight, or both and it was amazing how quickly everyone got their titties twisted.


Amazingly enough, I just did a search on young Dommes in the florida area.... lol... what a laugh.

Anyways, you want a young, hot woman, looks like you are going to have to do what the vanilla world does... pay for her.


Nah, I'll just stick to attractive, healthy, young vanilla girls and coax them into it like I have been.



I believe you have forgotten to mention the fact that your desired girls are preferably imature and so need quite some time to figure you out

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:06:31 AM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		LOL.. this is too much like shooting fish in a barrel. Have fun Ladies!

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:06:41 AM   
Jeffff


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That was really really funny. Did you read that somewhere or think of it yourself?

I'll bet you have been saving it and waiting for just the right moment.

Kudos!

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:07:01 AM   
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For the rest of ya:



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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:07:18 AM   
hotlikeafox


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

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And I know theres. Unfortunately, that number is usually over 150.


Thankfully, that IS my number.




Unless your other number is 5'11 then your number is too high. But it's fitting considering you're posting online in the AM.

And before anyone fires back a witty retort that I, too, am online right now - I just got off a 24 hour shift.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:07:28 AM   
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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:08:52 AM   
tazzygirl


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Unless your other number is 5'11 then your number is too high. But it's fitting considering you're posting online in the AM.

And before anyone fires back a witty retort that I, too, am online right now - I just got off a 24 hour shift.


And I just saw Master off to work...

SOME of us have found what we are looking for. Good luck on your search, you need it.

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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:14:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

But it's fitting considering you're posting online in the AM.





Wait... What?

Looks out the window. Yep. Definitely a moon. Yep. Definitely stars. Yep. People driving with lights on.

Who the hell changed night and day?!!!!

*grumbles about dang daylight savings nonsense... this is just too far!

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:16:18 AM   
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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:20:13 AM   
sunshinemiss


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yeah...


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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:21:20 AM   
tazzygirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You would think someone who specifically mentioned twenty-four hours would understand there are that many time zones on the planet.


And that, like himself, people work all kinds of different shifts.

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RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:34:52 AM   
hotlikeafox


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You would think someone who specifically mentioned twenty-four hours would understand there are that many time zones on the planet.


And that, like himself, people work all kinds of different shifts.


Yet you don't. So your point, just like a cow's, is moo.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:35:34 AM   
tazzygirl


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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:36:52 AM   
ranja


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Status: offline 		foxy you're a cute guy, if i was allowed i would do you for free
unfortunately i am not and besides i am too ancient for you too

i advise you to just have sexy fun with cute girls your own age and leave the bdsm shit until you yourself are old and decrepit too, it is much more fun that way

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:37:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ranja

foxy you're a cute guy, if i was allowed i would do you for free
unfortunately i am not and besides i am too ancient for you too

i advise you to just have sexy fun with cute girls your own age and leave the bdsm shit until you yourself are old and decrepit too, it is much more fun that way


I can't tell if you're patronizing me or not right now.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:39:40 AM   
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I went on to explain that most people in my area who are into this scene are old, overweight, or both and it was amazing how quickly everyone got their titties twisted.


So you went into a room, insulted a group of people and can't figure out why they were not nice to you. hmmmm here's a suggestion, grow the fuck up and learn some people skills, then come back and talk to us about how funny things are


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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:39:47 AM   
LadyPact


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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:42:45 AM   
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I didn't bother to read your profile, so I'm not sure where you are.  But I'm sure there is probably a local BDSM group in your area.  I'd suggest that you give them a try.  Most areas have what is referred to as a "TNG" segment of their local BDSM organization.  TNG stands for "The next generation".  They're generally the younger folks in the group.  Typically, TNG groups are 30 and under.  Google the words "BDSM", your local city, and the word "TNG".  I'm sure the information for the local TNG group will pop right up.

Frankly, there's nothing wrong with wanting to play with people your own age.  That's why TNG groups started in the first place.  Some 20 year old female subs thought it was creepy being hit on by 50 year old male Doms.

Having said that, I'd also offer a few other suggestions.  Firstly, you may receive more help in your search if you don't piss people off.   I understand that you want to meet young, fit people.  But you can say that without dissing older or heavier people.  Frankly, you dissed both groups.

Secondly, the on-line world is full of scammers who will try to separate you from your money.  If you can't handle that, you just need to log off now.  Frankly, that's why I recommended that you go to your local BDSM group.  You're not likely to meet any scammers there.  But on-line, you're bound to run into lots of them.  So there's no need to complain about the on-line scammers.  They're a reality of the world that we live in.  And by the way, did you notice that the majority of the profiles that asked you for money were the exact types of girls that you're seeking?  Typically, if they're young and beautiful, they're going to ask for money.  Isn't that ironic? 

Good luck in your search.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:43:20 AM   
hotlikeafox


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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

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I went on to explain that most people in my area who are into this scene are old, overweight, or both and it was amazing how quickly everyone got their titties twisted.


So you went into a room, insulted a group of people and can't figure out why they were not nice to you. hmmmm here's a suggestion, grow the fuck up and learn some people skills, then come back and talk to us about how funny things are



I didn't insult them. I had no way of knowing if they were old or fat. That is, until I saw their reactions just to me calling people in my area those things. Then they didn't think 40 was old. Then I was booted, not that it mattered - it was one 40 year old lady and a bunch of guys. Not exactly what I was looking for.

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