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Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 6:53:01 AM

OttersSwim

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...hater...yes, it's true.

She is a full-on fruit bigot even...

In Her own words:

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
LOL. Jelly, hard limit.

(Haven't we discussed My sincere dislike of fruit?)

And so, we come to the sad fact that one of our most distinguished posters has finally revealed to us, a Johari Window into Her otherwise, sparkling (if sadistic) personality. An outright hatred of fruit...

And so we have to ask, is this draconian sanction against all things drupe, a symptom of a deeper condition? Does rejection of these ovaries of nature indicate a weakness or a strength, and how does it play into Her being a Dominant Woman?

Is it actually a phobia...we might call it a Chiquitaphobia...caused by the lush ripe flesh that at once tastes so good and yet can stain your chin and shirt, or the seeds with their dual promise of life and their deadly choking potential, or even skins so full of vitamins that sinisterly manage to get caught between your teeth for days on end?

What is the origin, and the consequence, of this loathing of all things fruit?

Discuss...

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:12:57 AM

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I am soooooo gonna get you, Otters! LOL.

OK. Fruits I will actually eat are apples, strawberries (on occasion), blueberries (if they come in pancakes or muffins), I will drink orange juice but not eat the actual orange, raspberries if they are in yogurt or something similar. Don't bring bananas near Me and clip has this thing about trying to get Me to eat pumpkin. (The latter I tend to threaten bodily harm.)

Before this goes to random stupidity, there really is a topic here. Eating habits of Dominant women.

(I swear if I get permission, I'm beating your ass.)

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:26:04 AM

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Otters you are responsible for so many of my smiles while reading the forums! Thank you for that, sincerely.

I adore almost all fruit and will, if I ever get the opportunity to meet in person, chase LadyPact with a banana in one hand and a kiwi in the other!

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:35:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
(I swear if I get permission, I'm beating your ass.)

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:35:33 AM

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LOL....I have to admit, when I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought, "Oh man, somebody is in trouuuuuublllllllllllle!!!"

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:37:58 AM

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I thought exactly the same thing!

And then I saw who created it and knew I was in for a laugh.

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 4/20/2011 7:38:20 AM >

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:42:38 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mix3gmzPa0

A little mood music....

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:47:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
if I ever get the opportunity to meet in person, chase LadyPact with a banana in one hand and a kiwi in the other!

*follows with the pumpkin dance*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:48:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I am soooooo gonna get you, Otters! LOL.

OK. Fruits I will actually eat are apples, strawberries (on occasion), blueberries (if they come in pancakes or muffins), I will drink orange juice but not eat the actual orange, raspberries if they are in yogurt or something similar. Don't bring bananas near Me and clip has this thing about trying to get Me to eat pumpkin. (The latter I tend to threaten bodily harm.)

Before this goes to random stupidity, there really is a topic here. Eating habits of Dominant women.

(I swear if I get permission, I'm beating your ass.)

No idea what put me in the mood to play a round of "Taunt the Sadist" this morning, but I suspect that some day, I will have the opportunity to regret it!

You do realize, Lady P, that given each of our propensities to go to conferences...there is a better than average chance of that actually coming good for you?

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:50:22 AM

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Yep........ Everybody's a comedian.

(Otters, have I mentioned your impending demise?)

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:52:20 AM

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OK. In the interest of science, if you could be any vegetable in the world, which one would you be, LP?

Euell Gibbons
(ever ate a pine tree? most parts are edible)

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:54:02 AM

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For the fruit party: http://www.wimp.com/bananaexperiment/

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:56:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OK. In the interest of science, if you could be any vegetable in the world, which one would you be, LP?

Euell Gibbons
(ever ate a pine tree? most parts are edible)

I'd be broccoli because then MP would be eating Me all of the time!

Wakka, wakka, wakka.

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:58:24 AM

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Otter,

guessing you have a pair of grapefruits as opposed to a pair of kiwis.

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 7:59:47 AM

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ORIGINAL: lisub4one

Otter,

guessing you have a pair of grapefruits as opposed to a pair of kiwis.

Actually, I've got a lovely pair of coconuts...

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 8:00:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OK. In the interest of science, if you could be any vegetable in the world, which one would you be, LP?

Euell Gibbons
(ever ate a pine tree? most parts are edible)

Here in Korea there is pine soda in a can and pine candy in case you are pining for some....

(It is true)

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 8:31:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim
Actually, I've got a lovely pair of coconuts...

Yeah. Let's see if you get to keep those when I'm done with you.

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 8:54:08 AM

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Careful Otter... coconuts can be milked, and then the flesh inside is very tasty when toasted.

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 2:33:22 PM

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Ive got a lovely buch of coconuts, there they are a-standing in a row...

-leaves a Jack-o-lantern and pumpkin pie on LP's front porch-

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RE: Lady Pact is a fruit - 4/20/2011 2:47:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

For the fruit party: http://www.wimp.com/bananaexperiment/

How funny and gross looking at the same time!!

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