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LanceHughes -> RE: Right Job for the Right Person (4/21/2011 2:15:26 PM)
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Male Gay Leather Dominant - Dress Designer / Chef / Interior Designer
Male Gay Leather Submissive - Dress Salesman / Kitchen slut, waiter / delivers furniture, paints walls
Gay vanilla folk (that's a "kink," isn't it?) - Wear dresses / Dines out / Gives up trying to match mauve drapes and calls his "friend," the interior designer, but is worried that the "price" might be a repeat of that bondage scene that, well.... after all,.... wasn't that "bad." Actually, it was kinda "interesting." Yeah, we'll go with "interesting."
Leather Dyke Dominant AND Submissive - Best carpenters / plumbers, etc. you'll ever hope to find. (Oh, yeah... They can be found. At Home Depot - usually in wood or plumbing - rarely in electrical.)
Electric play: electricians? NOT! They're too aware of possible damage. Amatuer Ham radio operators, grown-up kids that stuck the fork in the outlet - provided they survived, and geeks STILL Attempting to get that old TRS-80 to work.
Wax play: Priests (stealing votive candles, the cheap bastards.)
Paddles: frustrated ping-pong players that couldn't win against their younger sister to save my soul. (Er,.... um,..... I mean to save THEIR souls.)
Topping while wearing a mask - Zorro wannabes
Being "done' by a Zorro wannabe - the daughter of the rich, evil hancienda owner.
Needle play - acupuncturists with too much time on their hands.
Blood sports? Lab workers, taking your blood, dropping a test-tube and saying, "Oops! Sorry about that. Let's see your other vein."
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