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For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/20/2011 6:20:57 PM   
lusciouslips19


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/20/2011 6:43:06 PM   
sunshinemiss


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/20/2011 6:49:58 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		You dirty filthy whore! Yum!

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/20/2011 11:00:15 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Every time I see your avatar, I think, "DAMN! I wish I were there to pull her hair, exposing her throat even further."
 
I'd bite that smooth, beautifull throat ever so gently, pulling your hair further, biting your throat harder.  I'd tell you "STAY!" as I took ropes and tied your lushious locks together with the ropes.  Then I'd tie the ropes to the chair, holding your head back as far as it can go.  I'd use more ropes to bind your body and your legs, spreading them wide, enjoying the sight of those sexy nylons.
 
Seeing that you had your mouth closed, I'd kiss you fully and deeply....... as you opened your mouth and the rope holding your hair slackened, I'd reach behind you and tie the slack in the ropes holding your hair.  Your mouth is held open, your throat extended even further, your body bound.
 
I put myself at your head, standing tall, looking toward your crotch.  I'd slide out of my leather shorts, exposing my full hard-on..... it's been hard as soon as I saw the position you were in.  A look of slight fear crosses your face as you realize what I have in mind.  My dick is swaying in front of your mouth, but I have some play to do before we start in earnest.
 
I play with your breasts, bound by the silky blue corset.  Rougher and rougher, palms irritating your nipples, you not being able to squirn away.  I say, "That's right , bitch.  Try to get away.  I see you're getting your panties wet and that just makes me more excited. It makes me believe you want to be here and wouldn't leave if you could."  You are gasping and panting as I finger fuck you.....
 
I keep making you wetter and wetter and slide my cock into your drooling mouth.  You start to gag, but I pull ever so slightly back and say "Easy, We'll get there.... we have hours left to teach you to deep-throat a dick like mine.  Don't try to take it all at once.  Sneak up on your gag reflex.  Relax and take what you can.  Then take a little more and enjoy the feel.... convince yourself that you CAN be the slut we both know you are."
 
HAPPY, Happy belated Birthday, M'dear.  And thanks again for a GREAT New Year's Day party in Chicago.
 


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 4:17:55 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Yea, thats more like it you filthy beast!

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 4:19:00 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		*patiently stands behind Lushy in the queue*

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 6:19:00 AM   
DarkSteven


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 6:53:18 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Nerd speak from Sir Stevie...STEAMY!

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Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
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Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 7:44:05 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Can't compete with Steven. The best I thought of was Potting Soil.

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 7:46:04 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		That is some seriously dirty talk there, Steven.

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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 8:29:15 AM   
Hillwilliam


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 11:13:55 AM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 2:13:46 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Someone mailed me and wanted to plunder my pussy with Jimy Choos. I doubt anyone could top that. Although you can try!

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 4/21/2011 2:14:04 PM >

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Keeper of Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes
Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
Member of the Subbie Mafia
Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 3:03:06 PM   
LanceHughes


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Someone mailed me and wanted to plunder my pussy with Jimy Choos. I doubt anyone could top that. Although you can try!

I send you a CMail, with the message "Your place, 8PM tonite, leave the door open as you did for me last time I was there. Temperature warmer than you can stand.  Be sweaty, bitch. Be laying on your bed and be naked."

You see that message on your cell at work, and can hardly wait to finish your last client for the day.  You practically run the 6 blocks home. You turn up the furnace. Grab a salad, start to sweat.  A couple of flavored waters, and it's almost time.  You know I don't care what music is on, and so you pick some of your favorite "Momma's going to get fucked" tunes and start some of them playing.

Into your bedroom where you quickly strip.  A trashy bodice ripper is lying half-read on your bed, and as you pick it up, you remember the scene you were masturbating to last night.

Richard, the wealthy Baron and his son Bernard had you ....er, the maid, Helen (forced into poverty when her/your brother lost all in a card game to Bernard) in front of them.  They had offered to purchase some of your clothing to give to the milk-maid and you had brought the cleanest, best selection you could find, hoping to help your widower brother James and his children.

The Baron and his son went through the basket, picking only two items, both were undergarments.  You had an un-happy expression, having hoped for more.  Bernard said, "Helen, actually I favor the shawl you have around your shoulders."  He approached you from behind and lifted it gently, but firmly.  You blushed because as he lifted it by its edges which were in your lap, he put his hand against your inner thigh.  You gasped, and the Baron said, "There, there, my dear girl.  We have only your best interest at heart.  Neither Bernard or myself would ever, ever hurt you."

<Dayum.... please excuse me while I go take care of some personal business that just came up. LOL!>

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 4:26:40 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Original Pimpette,
Keeper of Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes
Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
Member of the Subbie Mafia
Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 5:27:19 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Anal mishaps.  

Is that dirty enough?


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 5:39:49 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Talk dirty to you?  I don't have to talk dirty to you.  We both already know.  Straight chicks like Me are a challenge, aren't they?  It's one thing to get other categories of folks to cum when you use your mouth.  With somebody like Me, you have to let your real talents show.  It has to be your best or you know you're not going to keep Me titillated.  Are you sure you're really up to it?  Let Me grab you by the hair and bring you a little closer.

Wait........  Is this for your birthday or Mine. 

Happy Birthday, Lushy!


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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 9:40:20 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Oh I think you can do better than that Daddy Warbuckle! 

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Keeper of Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes
Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
Member of the Subbie Mafia
Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 10:13:56 PM   
SexyBossyBBW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Damn those gay men!
That's what I was thinking. Lance is crazy hawt, as they say in da hood.

*Back to your regularly scheduled program.* M

< Message edited by SexyBossyBBW -- 4/21/2011 10:14:49 PM >

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RE: For my birthday this is what I want! - 4/21/2011 10:33:06 PM   
SexyBossyBBW


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Status: offline 		Hello people, I didn't come to end Lushy's dirty talk thread.

Awaiting more dirty talking men (and women?) with baited breath please! M

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