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inkedNhungmg -> ok wtf (4/20/2011 7:34:10 PM)

ive been on collar me for a while now and havent found one damn playmate in the boston area i mean wtf am i some hidious wilderbeast or something..........grrrrrr



peppermint -> RE: ok wtf (4/20/2011 7:51:20 PM)

Sorry you haven't found someone.  I have found many good friends using Collarme.  It might be because you seem to really want just sex.  Many women on here want a relationship.  Kinky women are no more likely to go to bed with a guy NSA than any other woman. 

Keep trying.  Attend your local events.  There has got to be someone in the world for you. 



Delilya -> RE: ok wtf (4/20/2011 8:04:30 PM)

You've only been here a month. Also there is the whole playmate versus relationship that peppermint pointed out. Your profile is riddled with bad punctuation and mis-spelling, women look at things like that. You are living with your Uncle and can only offer a couch to play on. You were unemployed, until a couple of days ago. All of these may be reasons you are having trouble. What do you have to offer someone other than your hard on?

Best of luck in your search.



ashjor911 -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 5:37:08 AM)

Welcome To CM



OohAahMrs -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 9:17:14 AM)

Yeah i know, why don't they just fall at your feet!



poise -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 9:35:48 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: inkedNhungmg

ive been on collar me for a while now and havent found one damn playmate in the boston area i mean wtf am i some hidious wilderbeast or something..........grrrrrr


Perhaps you are approaching others with the wrong beast.[:-]
Most women, while appreciative of a good meal, will still prefer to
have something to chew on between courses.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 9:56:35 AM)

i looked at your profile and this is what i got from it:
you have a tattoo on your chest.
you have an average sized penis.
you don't know how to operate your camera.
you don't know how to spell.
you want to get laid a lot.
you're a little needy.
you aren't willing to spend much money.

now given all that, perhaps you could tell me why i might want to fuck you?

hannah lynn

_____________________________________________________
Pssst...it's "wildebeest"

Heather



LadyPact -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 1:13:15 PM)

Welcome to CM.

I'm sorry that I can't help you.  It isn't in My realm of experience.  We female tops tend to be a lot more successful in our ventures.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 1:44:48 PM)

Yeah women here want relationships where they like to be cuddled, and loved, and cared for, and all that other silly shit you secretly don't care about.



mnottertail -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 1:45:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

i looked at your profile and this is what i got from it:
you have a tattoo on your chest.
you have an average sized penis.
you don't know how to operate your camera.
you don't know how to spell.
you want to get laid a lot.
you're a little needy.
you aren't willing to spend much money.

now given all that, perhaps you could tell me why i might want to fuck you?

hannah lynn

_____________________________________________________
Pssst...it's "wildebeest"

Heather



because I have an average sized penis?



LadyPact -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 1:49:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Yeah women here want relationships where they like to be cuddled, and loved, and cared for, and all that other silly shit you secretly don't care about.

Perhaps, you should read more carefully.

I already have all of that.  Even if I didn't, do you really think I would have trouble being cuddled?



mnottertail -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 1:51:26 PM)

It would fuck up your pleats on your skirt,  and that big cross you bear would be sorta not snuggly at all.

Jus' sayin'

Ron



kalikshama -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 2:42:09 PM)

I would not reply to anyone who had a nick that included "hung."



BurntKitty -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 3:11:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

I would not reply to anyone who had a nick that included "hung."


I agree. It seems our OP is one dimensional.

OP, welcome & perhaps a bit of a profile rewrite is in order?



HannahLynHeather -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 10:46:13 PM)

quote:

because I have an average sized penis?
well you do know how to spell....

hannah lynn



NocturnalStalker -> RE: ok wtf (4/21/2011 10:51:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Yeah women here want relationships where they like to be cuddled, and loved, and cared for, and all that other silly shit you secretly don't care about.

Perhaps, you should read more carefully.

I already have all of that.  Even if I didn't, do you really think I would have trouble being cuddled?



I'd sooner cuddle a landmine.



SailingBum -> RE: ok wtf (4/22/2011 12:54:15 AM)

Thru the ahem years I found plenty of bitches who just wanted to get laid.... however you need to have some style and panache. Which apparently your lacking cuz it aint happening for you. just saying

BadOne



lexora -> RE: ok wtf (4/22/2011 8:40:14 PM)

Over all, if you join collar me to find someone and you do not go on forums and chat then really you have no one to blame but yourself for not finding a person and opening with this post is a bad start so already you working at a negative good luck



gungadin09 -> RE: ok wtf (4/22/2011 8:45:00 PM)

In my experience, Fetlife has more info on local events and such. Furthermore, other than "being on the site for a while", what have You actually done to meet somebody? You can do a search for singles in your area, and then start emailing the ones You like. It's hard to give advice without more to go on. For the record, the fact that You joined the site doesn't mean girls will all be clamouring after You. Also, i second the notion that Your user name is a turn off, at least for me.

pam



JstAnotherSub -> RE: ok wtf (4/23/2011 6:34:11 AM)

None of the friends who's pics you have on your profile wanna play? Delete them immediately!!!!!!

As for the dick pic.....I reckon some get all twitchy seeing them....I prefer to not see that part of a mans anatomy until I am about to wrap my lips around it.....

Good luck.



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