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ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 8:42:01 PM)

*peeks back in*

Is it safe? Is he gone? You know, I've never seen a Kingly Gorean Pagan Chaos Mage who is also a female supermist and a sugar daddy go postal and have a verbal tantrum before.

You know, as you get older you have to make sure you're still enjoying new and different experiences.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 8:50:31 PM)

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Do I care what you or ANYONE actually thinks of me?

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I'm more free than most of you could ever possibly be.

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and there's things I could tell you that you would not even be capable of believing
hey!! plagiarism!! those are my lines!

hannah lynn



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:04:02 PM)

Aww...he's pretending he's getting anything besides gold email.  Isn't that cute?



windchymes -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:06:19 PM)

Well that was a fun thread to read after work, lol. I had so many good retorts ready, but the heyday seems to be over, so I'll just take the high road for a change [8|]



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:08:03 PM)

He is just adorable. I bet he'll be cuter once he gets past the tantrum stage, but you know all toddlers have their phases.

He's in another thread now ranting about my blocked profile. I wonder when he's going to figure out I'm better at this then him?



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:11:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

I wonder when he's going to figure out I'm better at this then him?



I'm gonna go with about 3 days after Never.  That would require more than two brain synapses to fire simultaneously. 
 
Just sayin.



imperatrixx -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:20:57 PM)

this shit is sad.

first we have a wall of tl;dr. i'm guessing it said some stupid shit that i'd probably troll. except then the herp derp patrol comes along and actually reads that shit, and gets there before me. and now i have this dilemma where i don't know if i should be laughing at the op for his stupid post or laughing at the ugly chicks for their fail trolls.

damn you thread. damn you.



outhere69 -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:25:11 PM)

Care to decipher that post?



imperatrixx -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:26:38 PM)

wat



wittynamehere -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:30:14 PM)

Funny/sad thing is, all the people trolling this guy have made sure the thread stays at the top of the forum at all times, giving it even more views. Eventually, given the vast number of vacuous naive sub-frenzied newbies around here, he's going to get a hit. I reckon we probably still have some time left, but we should probably stop replying here soon, or we'll be in part responsible for this guy actually hooking up with another person.



imperatrixx -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 9:50:51 PM)

i hope he does find a suitable partner. anyone who reads his op and is interested will likely be suitable. why do you want to sabotage his chance at happiness?



outhere69 -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 10:09:46 PM)

Can you translate the sentences that are bolded?
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first we have a wall of tl;dr. i'm guessing it said some stupid shit that i'd probably troll. except then the herp derp patrol comes along and actually reads that shit, and gets there before me. and now i have this dilemma where i don't know if i should be laughing at the op for his stupid post or laughing at the ugly chicks for their fail trolls.


What do looks have to do with commenting on this guy...and how do you know anyone's appearance on this site?



imperatrixx -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 10:12:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: outhere69

Can you translate the sentences that are bolded?
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first we have a wall of tl;dr. i'm guessing it said some stupid shit that i'd probably troll. except then the herp derp patrol comes along and actually reads that shit, and gets there before me. and now i have this dilemma where i don't know if i should be laughing at the op for his stupid post or laughing at the ugly chicks for their fail trolls.


What do looks have to do with commenting on this guy...and how do you know anyone's appearance on this site?



not sure if srs.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 10:13:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: wittynamehere
. Eventually, given the vast number of vacuous naive sub-frenzied newbies around here, he's going to get a hit.



How come the vacuous, naive sub frenzied newbies don't ever jump into My inbox?



CalifChick -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 10:40:15 PM)

What's really, really, really amusing is to go back and read his FIRST intro, where he was a slave looking for a Mistress, well, a master looking for a mistress, well, a switch looking for... I guess anything that would respond. Oh yes, and where he had experience as a BDSM slave, a gorean silk slave, and as a Gorean Master. 

Cali

Edited to say:  Somehow I missed a whole page of this "experience", so my kudos to outhere69 for mentioning it first.




GreedyTop -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 10:42:03 PM)

*SNORT*



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:46:50 AM)

Mission Completed.



DeviantlyD -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 5:19:42 AM)

Duck lips. That's all I'm sayin'.

:D



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 5:46:47 AM)

Dont mess with the CM patrole possy![:D]



DesFIP -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 8:04:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: outhere69

Care to decipher that post?


I second this. Didn't understand a word of what he said.



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