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Reptoid -> Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:18:19 PM)

My profile says much of what needs to be said, however here's some details about the position offered.
Previous experience an asset, but not required.
Able to meet in person regularly for the next year as part of screening and consideration process.
A strong desire for the reality (not the fantasy) of 24/7 Owner/slave lifestyle under a well known and respected LOVING dominant. (PRIVATE references available)
Willingness to move to BC interior to live and work with me in 2012 (or sooner) as that's where I'll be.
Ability to enjoy being the proud property of a revolutionary rebel leader and to serve and defend him with every cell in your being in all ways. (CEO of alternative fuel company for BC, Pagan chaos mage (priest), Paranormal investigator of 23 plus years, Alternative lifestyle counselor, Top grad audio professional and former major record label employee, etc) You love to do the following things: Cook good food, keep the house tidy, basic personal secretary work, take care of assorted pets and critters, work both indoors and outside in a rural community setting with other advanced minds and loving community hearts, live naked (when appropriate, under my direction), cuddle on the couch with your owner as he pets your hair, wear a steel collar 24/7 that is both strikingly beautiful and highly practical for my use, be treated as property and represent your owner WELL, enjoy serving him, pleasing him in all ways every day of your life, never forgetting your place (because you PREFER to be there), sharing your skills and abilities with him and watching him smile as he is proud to own you... an asset to his life in so many ways.
You understand well the motto of "there's a time and place for everything" and have some good common sense social skills (or you can be trained in such). You desire to love, honour and cherish your future Owner, in sickness and health, with absolute loyal devotion, compassion and forethought to him always. (You are still seeking the right Owner for you though, which led you here.) You also enjoy being "spoiled" on occasion (Birthdays, etc) which doesn't interfere with your place as slave in any way.
You must have a good sense of humour (or I may drive you crazy with mine) :>
Your screening begins the moment you first make contact with me, unless I already know you, in which case it's already begun.
Speak directly, clearly, detailed with specifics, do not ramble or use circular logic (ever!), and answer all questions honestly ending with ",Sir" while maintaining your respect for the offer presented to you and for taking up my valuable time.
A "slave application" will be sent to your private e-mail account when you are ready to be taken seriously about your offer. Then I shall consider meeting you in person and see how our mutual energy mingles over the following months. Do not expect to be "the only one" being screened and it is of no concern of yours regarding their number or their private details which I respect as much as your own.
Once collared to me, prenuptial agreements will be signed by both parties within 3 months - this is only due to "common law" interference with the reality of the Master/slave lifestyle. What you come into the relationship with, if you leave, you also depart with - nothing more. I am to be your home and LIFE, not your stepping stone on the ladder of "conquests". If you depart calmly, rationally and with honesty and respect at all times, you may find yourself in possession of many treats and blessings on your continued journey. That reality will be yours to build with me in the event of such a parting. I do not expect one. I prefer long term and to grow old and die together on my land within my community of loving people all around me.
All this being said... If you've always wanted a "sugar daddy" as much as to live the REALITY of being someone's actual property, you know what must be done next. I'm very strict but fair. BE SURE you have read my profile before speaking to me in any way - do it now.


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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:29:47 PM)

Hahaha...what in the hell is a "Pagan chaos mage/priest?" 




gothikbutterfly -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:34:44 PM)

If you don't know, then you don't know NS. We Pagans know how to find our own kind.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:35:49 PM)

Can you explain what these chaos mages do besides play too much Dungeons & Dragons?




Buzzzz -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:39:32 PM)

I am looking for one too.!!




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:41:44 PM)

Ever hear of the Golden Apple, NS?  Google the Greek goddess Eris if you really don't know.
 
OP, paragraph breaks are your friends.  Please use them. 
 
Welcome to CM.




Reptoid -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:42:47 PM)

(Smiles to Gothik butterfly and winks)

Isn't it typically expected that people show their true colours so swiftly through their actions or lack-thereof?  :>  On the internet, with search engines and Wikipedia and all manner of tools at their finger-tips, and yet they still manage to get caught with a severe case of "foot in mouth disease".  Perhaps a profile adjustment is in order.  What's that line about opinions being as common as...... yes... that one.  :>

I speak of course only of myself and no other and only in the lightest of playful jest.  (Disclaimers are so much fun to play with as well, aren't they?)





NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:43:59 PM)

Hehe...haha....hahaha....AAAHAHAHAHA!

Shit, you're serious?!

Oh, boy...okay.  Well, welcome here. 




Reptoid -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:44:26 PM)

The paragraph breaks were in place in the OP and some manner of technical failure transpired after it left my hands.  Sorry I cannot claim that error as my own, but I can try to look guilty for a chuckle.  (Self parody mode fully engaged)





SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:46:08 PM)

Yes, you're a very bad boy, go to my room. 
 
Wait...nm...[;)]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:47:26 PM)

Was that to me or Mr. Shadow Priest up there?

*Giggles*




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:49:25 PM)

Do I have to choose just one? 
 
Oh wait, I'm polyamorous, so the answer is NO, I don't.  Haha!




BurntKitty -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:49:39 PM)

Welcome to CM and the boards. Good luck with all that.

I got as far as "slave application" when my eyes began rolling....




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:50:11 PM)

I am taller than him so I get first priority.

My logic is infallible.




gothikbutterfly -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:50:41 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Reptoid

(Smiles to Gothik butterfly and winks)

Isn't it typically expected that people show their true colours so swiftly through their actions or lack-thereof?  :>  On the internet, with search engines and Wikipedia and all manner of tools at their finger-tips, and yet they still manage to get caught with a severe case of "foot in mouth disease".  Perhaps a profile adjustment is in order.  What's that line about opinions being as common as...... yes... that one.  :>

I speak of course only of myself and no other and only in the lightest of playful jest.  (Disclaimers are so much fun to play with as well, aren't they?)




I see it daily, being a Sifsgydhja in the Church of Asatru. You say Pagan in this day and age and you automatically get a YOU'RE GOING TO HELL hurled mercilessly at you. Sometimes i wonder if stupidity and ignorance are genes in most people's families? *sits and ponders the very question*




Reptoid -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:52:57 PM)

Oh, perhaps this website (and all the years I've been here) is not a proper match for me after all.  This is most unfortunate, but explains why I am rarely here to begin with.  Perhaps it's just the "forums" section that is this way in particular.  I won't let the words of a few loud young angry frustrated individuals be taken at all seriously or reflect unduly upon others I've yet to meet in person.  Luckily I have several other websites with which to share in each other from.  Thanks to those of balanced mind and heart for their positive and serious nature in dealing with reality as adults.  You are truly rare gems in this mad world of angry, frustrated weekend warriors.  Blessings to you diamonds and blessing on your respective quests.

The serious know how to find me.  See you then and there.  :>

"Zero hero" says I'm "No one". Fear is a jealous gullible pain slut with a sewer mouth and internet access.

Appono astos.
~~~~]xxx[:>~





SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:53:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I am taller than him so I get first priority.

My logic is infallible.



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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:54:47 PM)

You're lucky you're cute for an old-lady. [;)]




DesFIP -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 4:59:18 PM)

ROFL at the op. You don't get to interview her without her getting to interview you. You're trying to put the cart before the horse. It doesn't work.

And that bit about kicking her out without a dime no matter how long or whether or not she came into the relationship with enough to get out safely? That's mean spirited and ugly.




gothikbutterfly -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/22/2011 5:01:46 PM)

Well put Sylvere [:D]




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