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windchymes -> Pearls of Wisdom - As I Mature (4/24/2011 8:10:28 AM)

As I Mature.....


-I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. You can can only stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

-I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

-I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

-I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better have huge boobs or a big willy.

-I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think.

-I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

-I've learned that we are responsible for our own actions unless we are celebrities.

-I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to replace it!

-I've learned that 99% of the time when something in your home doesn't work, one of your kids did it.

-I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken too soon, and all the less-important ones just never go away.







flcouple2009 -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - As I Mature (4/24/2011 5:09:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes
-I've learned that 99% of the time when something in your home doesn't work, one of your kids did it.


Can we amend that to 99.99%  ?  [:D]




SinFix -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - As I Mature (4/24/2011 5:33:26 PM)

I've learned that what I want is not a bad thing...





Muttling -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - As I Mature (4/24/2011 5:50:56 PM)

- I have learned that the more I learn, the less I understand.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - As I Mature (4/24/2011 6:00:47 PM)

I have learned that the older I get, the better I was.




Termyn8or -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - As I Mature (4/25/2011 12:11:51 AM)

Wait until you die Will, I have dead relatives who are getting smarter all the time.

T^T




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