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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 7:07:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Level, by the way, is the Albert Pujols of CM.  1,261 posts in TWO MONTHS???  That works out to over 7,000 posts a year.

So who else is in the 3,000 Club?  So far I count proudsub, sub4hire, and BlkTallFullfig.  Any other males?  Looks like I got my own little harem.


*laughing*....... hey, how come I'm not getting Pujols' money??? Ah well, better than being the Minnie Minoso of CM ....I have to tip the hat to you folks, if so many of you didn't come up with stimulating posts, I'd still have those goofy vanilla ice cream cones by the nick lol....
 
 

 
Al

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 8:34:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Congrats LAM.  I do believe you are no longer simply deranged: waiting to see what the next level of aberrancy is  ...

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 9:14:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ahem, you may have over 3,000 posts, but Tress holds the record for the most nails nailed into a set of balls--maybe that's the  next record You should go for--
 
"now now LAM, just lay down and relax, this won't hurt a bit..."

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 9:26:37 PM   
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There is a very good male spanking scene where you can see 'Chip Diller', played by the very young Kevin Bacon wearing white brief underwear, is spanked with a wooden paddle. Mr. Bacon's reply is, often echoed in my house; "Thank you sir! May I have another?"


Oooooh!  I'd almost forgotten about that.  We're going to have to reenact that one over here.  In the last year we've acquired not one, but two fraternity paddles (one of which used to belong to Master's ex-wife's father). 

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 9:36:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Ahem, you may have over 3,000 posts, but Tress holds the record for the most nails nailed into a set of balls--maybe that's the  next record You should go for--
 
"now now LAM, just lay down and relax, this won't hurt a bit..."


Hmmmmmmm, thinks about the possibilities...Lam, how many do you think We could get in there?

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 9:39:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: yourMissTress

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Ahem, you may have over 3,000 posts, but Tress holds the record for the most nails nailed into a set of balls--maybe that's the  next record You should go for--
 
"now now LAM, just lay down and relax, this won't hurt a bit..."


Hmmmmmmm, thinks about the possibilities...Lam, how many do you think We could get in there?


Well if they are as big as that elephant--whatcha think? couple of hundred?
 
Pass the martinis, I am in on this one!

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 9:42:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm thinking that if it's as big as the elephant, I really can use those rail road spikes, and Celeste will have a field day with the leather and beaded lacing....
 
*pours MH a martini and herself a diet pepsi...thinks Lam may need something a bit stronger*

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 10:07:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		There has to be some African proverb about the folly of trying to ram a spike through an elephant's balls.

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 10:15:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

There has to be some African proverb about the folly of trying to ram a spike through an elephant's balls.


Soooooooooo, You're up for it ?

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/10/2006 10:30:14 PM   
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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/11/2006 12:56:23 AM   
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Congrats.

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 Good luck.

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RE: 3,000 posts! - 5/11/2006 1:08:38 AM   
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Celeste will have a field day with the leather and beaded lacing....
 



Not only can I provide the leather and beading, I believe Mother owns an elephant gun. I'm sure she'll let me borrow it. I don't think the Kentucky Long rifles will do the trick. ;)

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