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ResidentSadist -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 10:16:38 AM)

[sm=writing.gif] Note to self:  Also take names of those with eroscillators. 




smartsub10 -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 10:54:16 AM)

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Ah, but an educated partner is so much harder to find than the Eroscillator: http://www.eroscillator.com/


Starting at $139.00!!  It better give the best damn orgasms I've ever experienced.  [:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 11:33:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: smartsub10
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Ah, but an educated partner is so much harder to find than the Eroscillator: http://www.eroscillator.com/

Starting at $139.00!!  It better give the best damn orgasms I've ever experienced.  [:D]

For $139.00 I'd give you the best orgasm you ever experienced.  Guaranteed.




windchymes -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 11:48:50 AM)

I'll pay $5 for a mediocre orgasm.....




FirmlyTied -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 12:35:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

My vagina prefers frequent showers, soap (without artificial fragrance), some shaving, cotton panties, cotton pants.

Shaving cream with artificial fragrance irritates my vulva; now I use the Whole Foods Everyday Shea shampoo for shaving cream as it is cheaper than unscented shaving cream. I park the big pump bottle in the corner of the shower and use it for bodywash as well. I love multi purpose personal care products.

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My vagina prefers frequent showers, soap (without artificial fragrance), some shaving, cotton panties, cotton pants.


Hmmm; seems to be just the variety of vagina my tongue prefers...




ResidentSadist -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 1:33:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes
I'll pay $5 for a mediocre orgasm.....

I'll negotiate . . . how about a multiple squirting orgasm with simultaneous oral and g-spot stimulation?  You know, the involuntary kind that make you squirt and leave you quivering in the aftermath.  Not a mediocre one you had to help push out but one that he reached deep and pulled out of you.  The kind where he whispers in your ear telling what he is gonna' do and how he is gonna' take you and make you cum with or without your consent or help. 

What's that worth?   




kalikshama -> RE: Stank control (5/8/2011 3:50:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: smartsub10

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Ah, but an educated partner is so much harder to find than the Eroscillator: http://www.eroscillator.com/


Starting at $139.00!!  It better give the best damn orgasms I've ever experienced.  [:D]


3,600 steady oscillations every minute!

I've bought many a vibrator over the years. They are all collecting dust or in landfills. My first Eroscillator lasted 14 years. From time to time, I'm enticed by a new shape or sensation, but keep coming back to the Eroscillator. It has a long cord and plugs into the wall - no hassles with batteries. When I traveled to Costa Rica, I brought the battery-operated Pocket Rocket, which gave me the most difficult orgasm in my life.

Last fall, I bought a remote control egg for my partner's pleasure, and kept the Eroscillator on standby for mine :)





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