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wulfenstraat -> A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:48:35 PM)

A woman should “knee” a man in the balls to show absolute disrespect for him, if he is such an egregious member of the opposite sex.  She attacks him right at the source.  And a man, likewise affronted, should “punch” a woman in the lobes, right at the source.  I said punch, not slap.  I’m not saying that I’ve ever done this, but I could understand if a man gave this as his reason.



wulfenstraat -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:49:44 PM)

Brain lobes?  Mammary lobes?  Ovarian lobes?



CalifChick -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:51:55 PM)

Thankfully, juries do not agree with you.




Muttling -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:53:54 PM)

I'm into CBT, a knee in the right place can be an enticement for me.[:)]



FelineFae -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:54:20 PM)

Knee a man for being male in his male area ?

Punch a woman for being female in her lobes ?

Express a distaste for a certain gender by physically assulting their sexual body parts ?

Why ?

What about therapy and perhaps some medications ?




wulfenstraat -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:58:02 PM)

You're right, Cali.  When these assholes get kneed in the groin, they should have those women arrested for assault.  After all, for whatever reason incited it, a woman doing this is committing assault and battery.  Just as we should prosecute men for punching a woman in the lobes, we should prosecute women for kneeing a man in the balls.  Then, we could sit in the jury and listen to what she did which was so aggressive and disrespectful that a man would be forced to resort to a physical response.



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 12:59:07 PM)

If a woman knees a man in his testicles, there's generally a reason for it. Also, I can't think of a lot of men who are capable of doing anything in return once in the fetal position.



pahunkboy -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 1:01:17 PM)

Who is this?



littlewonder -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 1:13:38 PM)

gotta love this guy for at least trying once again to get a rise out of everyone.



outhere69 -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 2:50:21 PM)

Yup.  He does such a fine job of it, too.  Must be a slow day.



DarkSteven -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 2:53:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

gotta love this guy for at least trying once again to get a rise out of everyone.


It's the wimmins that get a rise out of me...



outhere69 -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 2:55:10 PM)

Pics or it didn't happen!



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 3:20:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfenstraat

A woman should “knee” a man in the balls to show absolute disrespect for him, if he is such an egregious member of the opposite sex.  She attacks him right at the source.  And a man, likewise affronted, should “punch” a woman in the lobes, right at the source.  I said punch, not slap.  I’m not saying that I’ve ever done this, but I could understand if a man gave this as his reason.



WTF????


Grow up, sweetie. BDSM is not about taking out your personal neurosis on the other gender. Get thee to a head shrink. You have issues that need addressing.



angelikaJ -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 3:25:00 PM)

The hide button is a beautiful thing.

(had you not done the quote thing I never would have seen this)



Hillwilliam -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 4:43:48 PM)

Can anyone say "Wank fodder"?



wulfenstraat -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 4:45:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Can anyone say "Wank fodder"?


I can.  Can you say 'displacement association"?  BTW, wank fodder is defined this way in the Urban dictionary:  1. wank fodder /align] Someone very attractive, that implies they are masturbated over.That chick is some SERIOUS wank fodder. by Barney Boo Feb 5, 2005

So, thanks for the compliment, if you're a woman.  If you're a man, fuck you.




outhere69 -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 5:09:46 PM)

Yeah, well, the urban dictionary doesn't cover the local definition of wank fodder.  Use the search function here and you'll get the idea.



sunshinemiss -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 5:16:19 PM)

You'll excuse me of course, if I utilize an actual respected dictionary.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/

wank verb \ˈwaŋk\
Definition of WANK
intransitive verb
chiefly British usually vulgar
: masturbate



fod·der noun \ˈfä-dər\
Definition of FODDER
1: something fed to domestic animals; especially : coarse food for cattle, horses, or sheep
2: inferior or readily available material used to supply a heavy demand <fodder for tabloids>



So, in essence... wank fodder is something fed to animals so they can masturbate. Wow. I think that is the general usage by people who use reliable reference material.

I know, I know... the whole hot teacher / librarian thing ... What can I say? Even I succumb to the idiocy and supply wank (masturbation) fodder (food) at times.



RedMagic1 -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 5:20:11 PM)

I enjoy blindfolding a woman, paddling her pussy until it is red and engorged, then punching an ice pack hard against her lobes.



MsLadySue -> RE: A Punch in the Lobes (4/30/2011 5:22:15 PM)

One of those moments when you've allowed bs to intrude on reality.



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