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Zonie63 -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 11:57:35 AM)

On the subject of Presidents and hair, I was wondering why we haven't elected any Presidents with any facial hair since (I think) William Howard Taft. He had a mustache, although I think the last bearded President might have been Garfield. Not sure offhand.

One of the greatest Presidents in American history had a beard, and yet nowadays, facial hair seems to be taboo in politics. I have no idea why.

Some Presidents of the past probably wouldn't have gotten elected by today's standards. I recall reading that Thomas Jefferson had a stutter. Could a stuttering politician win elections today?




Edwynn -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 11:58:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

But then I'm only 5'0" so everything looks big to me ....... [:D]





That's coz you live on the underside of the planet and stand upside down, so gravity has to push harder on you to keep you from falling off.











Hillwilliam -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 1:11:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I don't think it's a comb over. I think it's a small mammal.

A "small" mammal? It looks like a big mammal to me. A behemopth!

But then I'm only 5'0" so everything looks big to me ....... [:D]

Spinners. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [8D]




outhere69 -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 2:51:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ArizonaBossMan
I would like the next President to be an American and to stand up for America. I don't give a rats ass about the rest of the world loving us. Hasn't the present doofus sucked enough cock? Hell, they still hate us, but now they laugh at us for being so stupid and weak. I argue that is exactly what he wants. And what most of you want, too.

Skilled trolls are much more subtle.




DarkSteven -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 3:11:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Sideshow Donald aside, one of the more interesting potential candidates on the R side is also hairline challenged. We'll see how it goes.


I assume you're referring to Mitch Daniels, and not Giuliani?




rulemylife -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 4:40:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Zonie63

On the subject of Presidents and hair, I was wondering why we haven't elected any Presidents with any facial hair since (I think) William Howard Taft. He had a mustache, although I think the last bearded President might have been Garfield. Not sure offhand.

One of the greatest Presidents in American history had a beard, and yet nowadays, facial hair seems to be taboo in politics. I have no idea why.



Pubic hair is taboo too.

I understand all presidential candidates are now required to undergo mandatory inspections before their names are placed on the ballot.








Lucylastic -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 4:47:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

Pubic hair is taboo too.

I understand all presidential candidates are now required to undergo mandatory inspections before their names are placed on the ballot.


Dear god that has to be the most horrendous rumour out there




TheHeretic -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 4:55:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I assume you're referring to Mitch Daniels, and not Giuliani?




Yes, though I would be happy to see Rudy get into the hunt. Daniels should be announcing one way or another shortly. A short bald guy. Maybe he should ride onstage on his Harley?




Hillwilliam -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 5:13:39 PM)

Short, balding and a full beard here. Obviously NOT presidential material.




gungadin09 -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 5:23:12 PM)

What about a redheaded president? Think we'll ever have one of those?

pam




heartcream -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 5:26:35 PM)

I saw one of the Waynan brothers I think it was say on tv that the Donald needed to submit a certificate of realness of his hair.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 5:29:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

What about a redheaded president? Think we'll ever have one of those?

pam

READHEADS??? WHERE??????????????? *salivates just a little*




Lucylastic -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 6:17:50 PM)

no hair, just a red head




gungadin09 -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 7:14:58 PM)

This is gonna sound really bad, but i think it depends on whether he (or she?) could have hair if he (or she?) wanted to. Some people just look really hot bald. A few names come to mind. Natalie Portman, Tom Colicchio, Michael Jordan, Sinead O'Conner, Shaquille O'neal, Sigourney Weaver. Let's not forget Mr. Clean. And our friend Max's Boy pulls it off splendidly as well.

Tell me this look could not win the presidency:
http://cgi.ebay.com/NATALIE-PORTMAN-SHAVED-HEAD-V-VENDETTA-11X14PHOTO-/390035033759

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 7:54:34 PM)

http://www.google.com/search?q=michael-jordan&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7SUNA_en&prmd=ivnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=WRm-TaGrGVmbsA02gcG_BQ&ved=OCEwQsAQ&biw=611&6ih=221

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 8:03:38 PM)

http://www.google.com/search?q=Tom+Colicchio&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7SUNA_en&prmd=ivsueo&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=XB2-Tc2Rbo2osQOuwqXPQ&ved=OCEUQsAQ&biw=611&bin=221

pam




DarkSteven -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/1/2011 8:52:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: heartcream

I saw one of the Waynan brothers I think it was say on tv that the Donald needed to submit a certificate of realness of his hair.


Couldn't be fake.  If a billionaire was to buy hair, it wouldn't look like that.




heartcream -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/2/2011 5:58:25 PM)

His hair may be real but I think perhaps he could stand in front of a camera while the world watches on as a garden hose, hose down his head and see what that shit looks like wet!




wulfenstraat -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/4/2011 12:28:26 PM)

OMG. Are you this shallow? Is this an important question to ask? Is this the dumbing down of Amercian consciousness? Who the FUCK do you work for?




Aylee -> RE: Does a President need hair? (5/4/2011 12:34:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

It just struck me that Ike was the last bald president we had.  Prior to that... hell, who knows?



John Adams and John Quincy Adams, Martin van Buren, James Garfield and Dwight D. Eisenhower.




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